Texas University loses 100 Human Brains

Mmhmmm

(Reuters) - The University of Texas at Austin has lost about 100 brains stored in jars of formaldehyde, possibly including that of the man who killed and wounded dozens in a campus shooting spree nearly 50 years ago, school officials and media said on Tuesday.

Well , this happened. Not much i can add.

Some abby normal brains missing?

I'm not saying this is what happened. But this is probably what happened

clearly there's a gang of hungry zombies running around campus.

that, or People for the Ethical Treatment of Brains has struck again.

a reply to: dashen

HA! I immediately thought of that movie when i read the title....

WTF?


That's all I got....

a reply to: Shamrock6

Haha! Pickled brains in formaldehyde vinegar are a sure zombie favourite!

How did they manage to lose so many? I can understand losing the odd one, but...

Very strange indeed. My imagination can't come up with a scenario that would answer this riddle.

I haven't the brains for a puzzle like this!

Texas University had 100 brains? That's news. I didn't figure there was a brain between the whole lot of 'em.

originally posted by: ScientificRailgun
Texas University had 100 brains? That's news. I didn't figure there was a brain between the whole lot of 'em.

HAHAHA! funny stuff..

originally posted by: lonesomerimbaud
a reply to: Shamrock6

Haha! Pickled brains in formaldehyde vinegar are a sure zombie favourite!

How did they manage to lose so many? I can understand losing the odd one, but...

Very strange indeed. My imagination can't come up with a scenario that would answer this riddle.

I haven't the brains for a puzzle like this!

my two suggestions are the only ones I can come up with lol. the only other thing I can even think of is that somebody was cleaning out a storage area and screwed up. but I mean....that's a lot of brains to just waste without checking with anybody. everybody knows you shouldn't let your brains go to waste.

How do you lose a hundred brains? You don't. You take them home, put them in jars and singgg to them

(gigitty).

Someone is going to bid on a mystery storage unit and get a very big surprise.

2nd

originally posted by: StratosFear
Someone is going to bid on a mystery storage unit and get a very big surprise.

2nd

The public school system has lost a hell of a lot more brains that that...

Dang adrinachrome(spelling?) junkies..lol

One can only hope they wern't being used at the time

A well preserved human brain would bring close to 1000$ on the oddities market alone.

I have noticed a few of these shops have opened near me. I went into them to see what they had. Mostly crap. Some good taxidermy, some really bad taxidermy, some articulated skeletons of various small animals. All of it was way overpriced. There was 1 incomplete human skeleton. It was very old and obviously from a school. They wanted 1500$ for it. Lots of stuffed and mounted ram's heads from around the world for around $1000. Some human skulls for around $350 but they looked like crap and obviously from schools. There was an articulated human hand that looked well done. They wanted $750 for it.

There were some things preserved in jars. Pig fetuses, an octopus, a snake or two. Nothing really neat. They were like $200. So i imagine a well preserved human brain could net a tidy profit. And 100 of them? To a thief, thats a good haul.

To an underground gourmet chef? Maybe more. Dun dun dunnnnnn...........




a reply to: dashen

There on a first class package to the nations capitol. LMAO

Dang I thought I lost my mind, this is crazy!

some security footage from the brain depository

I would have guessed the number of missing brains at U.T. to be closer to 50,000.

Although the 100 missing brains could just be the text book curriculum committee.

sorry to burst the conspiracy but

BREAKING: Two sources at UT confirm the 100 "missing" brains were donated to UT Health Sciences in San Antonio in the early 90s @KVUE

Brains found to have been donated in the 90's

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