Real pain in the butt

a reply to: windword

I thought Aloe was for burns and sure as hell didn't know you could eat it. Thanks for learnin' me somthin'!

Off to google for more info!

If the blood is bright red its external and you prob just need rest/controlled diet and painkillers

If the blood is dark , it has likely been through you intestinal system and a deeper problem may be present

if its an Anal fissure , make eating easy and rest rest rest

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a reply to: Shepard64

Around here there's aloe vera drinks. Seems to be popular with the Mexicans because I usually see it in the smaller Mexican stores.

a reply to: Shepard64

Go to the ER, the biggest one in your city. They will have the specialists there. When the ER nurse asks you how much pain you are in on a scale to 1-10 say 10. Trust me you will have all your tests done and a date for surgery within 10 hours.

Some blood-pressure meds (calcium channel blockers) can cause fissures in some people

originally posted by: minettejo
a reply to: Shepard64

Go to the ER, the biggest one in your city. They will have the specialists there. When the ER nurse asks you how much pain you are in on a scale to 1-10 say 10. Trust me you will have all your tests done and a date for surgery within 10 hours.

i wouldnt say this is always true.
i went about 6 months ago...i had a major roid going on. iknew what it was but i was in extreme pain so i went to the ER. i saw the ER doc, he looked at my grape and set "its a hemmeroid but we dont treat those here"

i asked why and he said something to the effect of nobody has ever died from a hemmeroid. not an emergency.
he referred me to a specialist and i saw him a couple days later.

he looked at me too and said nothing to do but wait....

apparently unless it is some crazy emergency roid situation where its huge and/or coming from far up with no apparent way to shrink itself, they dont do anything...
he did say if it was day 1 they 'maybe' could have done something to shrink it...

i dont know....maybe different er's have different programs....

either way...
it sucks and it hurts bad but you wont die....nothing really to be done....the fissure/roid WILL heal on its own...unfortunately iit is crazy painful and a dirty area so it takes a while...

op i will tell you it is critical to go #2 at least once per day....at least while you have this problem..
the harder you push the worse it is going to get.....you really shouldnt strain when you go....

trust me on the tucks pads too. they are very soothing.....
an anti itch cream like prep h might be a good idea too. it will relieve whatever itching you may have..
its also critical not to be digging in your ass cause youre itching......you want as little contact back there as possible but i think you should reach back and investigate to see if its a roid...
you will know as soon as you feel it..

if you take an enema or a suppository do NOT do it more than once a day. you would think nothing major would happen but you can throw your electrolyte balance off and then you will be at the ER with serious problems....

sit in the bath as much as you can with the water as hot as you can stand it.

when i had mine going on the only time i felt any relief is when i was in the tub.

one of them circular ass pillows would prob help too. takes the pressure off when you sit......

the OP you made is kind of one that i was tempted to laugh at. just cause youre talking about your starfish on a message board.
i couldnt bring myself to do it though because i know how terrible it is.

put it like this...i had my fingers ripped up in a saw..i lost a finger and some of the bone from another....i have crps because of it and i was more miserable and in more pain from that roid than i was the crps....

a reply to: CardiffGiant

Lol,just don't accidentally send the pic to someone.
I really do do hope your feeling better soon.

a reply to: Shepard64

I feel your pain man i really do . I know you have heard that before here but i just want to add my weight to it . Personally i guess if want to look at it in some kind of perverse way i was lucky . My roids were infected ,not hard to imagine how that could happen even for the most fastidious person . So surgery pretty much within a week ,that is after antibiotics . Now after surgery which was no where near as painful as i was led to believe i had friends coming up to me asking me how it went . Nothing unusual about that but this was wink wink stuff , i may be suffering . I said do yourself a favour ,see the doctor and if the option comes up for surgery .TAKE IT

a reply to: Shepard64

Not that i want to alarm you, and i really don't by the way, but have you had blood tests for this pain you have?

I ask, because if you Prostate gland is in trouble, it will give you serious pain in the butt.

Prostatitis is a swelling or infection of the Prostate gland (often referred to as the 'male G-Spot'), where the liquid component of your ejaculate, the Semen, is manufactured and mixed with your sperm to form..well...bluntly it makes your cum liquid.

The Prostate is situated inside your Anus, a few inches or so into your rectum...and if swollen or infected, i'm told can be extremely painful, and dangerous too.

One of the major killers among men in the UK (and elsewhere i suspect), is Prostate cancer.

Regular stimulation and exercise of the Prostate (i kid you not) is one of the ways to help the Prostate remain healthy and free of infection...this can be done via your Anus using your fingers (yeah, yeah, i know - but this is serious advice, not a piss take) or a specialised Prostate massager, available in many places online.

Or if you have one, you could ask your partner to help you out (many Women enjoy helping to stimulate this gland for their Men) with a Prostate massage.

Also, plain and simple, ordinary masturbation gives this gland a workout too, so if Anal stimulation grosses you out, a rare legitimate wank on a regular basis will help keep the Prostate in good condition, unless it's already infected or damaged, where medical treatment will be needed.

There are many guides available from reputable medical websites etc, so there's plenty of info out there.

As a starting point though, i would go back to the doctor and ask specifically for a Prostate test, just to rule out potentially serious problems with this often ignored, but important part of the Male anatomy.

Hopefully, it's nothing to do with your Prostate gland, and your problems will sort themselves out soon.

a reply to: MysterX

maybe you could get your partner to put to fingers up there .You know a second opinion . No that is the doctor .

a reply to: Shepard64

Yea, Bro, been there, I was looking at a magazine with strange medical devices, should of never laughed at that cone thing with the two handles and slot on side. I think, It was instant Karma.

Any how I feel for you, it was really the Loraine Swiss Cheese that got me the next morning, I goes ut oh.

But this is what I did, Doctor said 4 grand, I did not have insurance. We were both laughing, even though it was not funny. I was think about exit stage right, could barely work.

First do you have insurance.

Get some of the strongest cortisone cream you can get, I needed a scrip, but that fixed me

The only thing I could eat were beans they were smooth, try Fava Beans, they a said to cure colon cancer.

Now I didn't do this then but now I would just stop eating and let it heal, I just did a 15 day fast a few months back. I did drink lemon water all day with a little, black strap molasses.
But that was the problem I would start feeling better a night, go to sleep and the next morning, go, Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I can help you in any way, please feel free to contact me, this is what I do.

Plus I had a fistula pop up right when I had My Fissure. A Fista what.

A guy said he cursed me with it and gave it to because he had it and he though I could take it, I said well that was not very nice. I'm referring to the fissure I think.I did try to pass it on to one of my back stabbing fiends, I would not do that now.

A lot of those Protocologist are gay you know, mine left the examine room door and the door to the waiting both open when he tried to examine me, with him cramming that cone thing up my butt. I was screaming. After we were both laughing and you should of seem the receptionist when I came out, I think she was new.

a reply to: MysterX

its not his prostate...
stop trying to freak him out...

dude is in his 20's...way, way too young for prostate problems...
i had a prostate infection(Prostatitis) once a few years ago. i was into my 30's by then.

did not present with any pain....the only real issue was not being able to empty my bladder.

it was one of the most miserable times of my life and at the time i was wishing for death....funny how something that does not hurt can do that to you.
i swear i didnt sleep more than 2 hours in that week that i had it...
i was in the bathroom pissing(or trying to) probably every 25 minutes for 5 days.....i would piss and then 25 minutes later it felt like i had to go more than i have ever gone before. make my way to the bathroom and a couple drops come out...
over and over again. i was so tired but couldnt sleep cause every time i was about to fall out i had the urge to go...
it was bad.

anyway, this dude in his 20's is not having a prostate issue.....

You can buy aloe by the gallon.
It will help keep things ... lubricated.

Big cans of spinach.
Holds on to liquid and prevents hard stools.

Jello helps too.

If all else fails, drink 2 quarts of heavy cream, 2 tablespoons of vanilla, 1/4 cup of maple syrup.
Jump up and down for 20 minutes and sleep in a freezing cold room.
The next morning you can sit on the toilet and scream

"Come on ice cream!"

Well thank you all for the advice, I am gonna try a lot of your suggestions out (no anal stimulation) definitely not my prostate. Glad to here all your stories about it, there is a light at the end of the tunnel (there is a pun in there somewhere)

Got it bad in Lackland boot camp and Moody UPT (Under Pilot Training) but it's cured now. Split my ass and splattered blood everywhere trying to get off the john during a 5 minute marching break and to "fall back in" (lousy food, heat, marching, etc). Finally went to flight surgeon and he complained to me: "What are you complaining about; I see guys with their boots full of blood?" After graduation, I was sent to accellerated pilot training (cram 52 weeks into 48): 16 hour days, 7 days per week and high G's pushing my guts out my butt every flight; ass killing me but Dr's absolutely no help! I SIE'd (self elimination from UPT) and bought metamucil and a douch bag (used female nozzel) which I used to clean my anus out each time I crapped (burns but cleans and next crap doesn't have any leftover hard balls to pass at first). Took months but it finally healed (I still use metamucil and douch). When I quit the USAF, I went for the VA post service physical and the Dr told me my country does not owe me any fiber bla bla. It's a wound they don't give purple hearts for but my freedom is priceless.

a reply to: Shepard64
preparation h & Tucks hemorhroid wipes.. call it a day.

a reply to: Shepard64

I've had something similar and believe it or not, I drank Turmeric Tea with honey (twice a day) for a week and it was gone. (1 teaspoon of turmeric, honey to taste, boiling water...fresh ginger too if you like)

Also take some vitamin C (about 6,000mg throughout the day and Lysine 3,000mg)

I still drink the stuff everyday now. I absolutely love it and it is a great healer. Can't hurt to try!

Good luck!

Supposedly a hot turmeric compress is supposed to be helpful as well, although it can stain the area yellow.

a reply to: Shepard64


Today is you lucky day young man. What you need is a product called HemClear. It is an all natural formula pill that you take and it clears your problem up very quickly and long term. I used to suffer from the exact same problem as you for YEARS, and I tried everything under the sun. It would come on for a time, then go away for a long time, then come back and repeat over and over. As I got older, the frequency and duration of the problem increased to the point that I was having troubles more often than not, so my doctor suggested surgery and got to the point it was scheduled but I was going to have to wait 6 weeks before I could get in for that surgery. It was at that time I was so miserable that I'd try anything, so after an exhaustive internet search I decided to purchase a bottle of HemClear and have it overnighted. Once I got the bottle, it took less than 24 hours for me to be pain free and after the week long dosing schedule I felt like a million bucks. So I bought another TWO bottles for my next bout, but I have never opened them and that was 4 years ago. That's right, one bottle of HemClear CURED me of my issues.


You are welcome!

a reply to: Shepard64

You're not going to heal while sitting on the computer, too much of that actually causes them. As far as avoiding any unpleasant bowel movements, just find some nuts that you like, and eat a handful or two every day. Nuts are high in fiber. ~$heopleNation

You have my sympathy with this medical situation and I had two of them in 1977 and 1978. The second one was fixed in the doctors office with my cheeks taped apart and local anesthetic. Other doctors have told me since then that the surgeon was using meatball surgery but he knew what he was doing and got it fixed. I'm told it's more painful than childbirth and I can believe it. During the first repacking of the wound after surgery I passed out from the pain. Good luck and I hope you get it fixed. My best,