posted on Jun, 26 2014 @ 05:35 AM
Time for a little Samuel L.
(No, not Jackson!)
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
"Put all the eggs in one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort 'em as much as you please."
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where a smile has been."
"If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
Just a few of my favorites.