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jacygirl
Sheez...I'd rather have the axe-murderer. At least he wouldn't have 8 legs, and descend from the ceiling with an evil smirk.
Hecate666
There is almost no animal that I wouldn't treat with respect, I owned Tarantulas [whom I loved] and put out some spiders [the others I let stay inside] by hand.
beezzer
reply to post by OpinionatedB
I'll let you in on a little secret, ma'am.
We laugh because we are terrified. We are conditioned at a young age to laugh in the face of imminent death. (this takes place while all you gals go in groups to the bathroom).
If our leg is caught in a bear trap, we laugh.
If thundering hoards of enemy vampires breach the walls, we laugh.
Rodents, spiders, snakes, kittens. . . . we just laugh.
But no to worry.
There is plenty that you can mock manhood about!
Dirty dishes still scare us enough that we avoid them all.
Placing a toilet seat down causes us to cringe in a bout of germaphobia so extreme, that we actually cry a little bit.
Anything other than a microwave or a charcoal grill intimidates us to no end.
And if you really want to intimidate men, just ask us to buy feminine products at the local store. We turn into simpering fools who are helpless and naïve.
CretumOrbis
I only have one objection here, I'm perfectly comfortable using a gas range or convection oven - and microwaves ruin most food. Everything else seems to be in order though, cheers.
CretumOrbis
An axe-murderer would be a lot harder to kill with a rolled up newspaper, though... but I'll agree, less scary.
jacygirl
reply to post by beezzer
Oh beezzer...NOOOOOOO!
*sob*
Poor wee mousie.
NO. That is just wrong!
Please please don't show me a tarantula rug....I will throw up a little in my mouth.
Bad bunny.
jacy
No Easter eggs for you.
nenothtu
reply to post by beezzer
Ah, but that mouse is a white mouse - the domesticated variety ("domesticated mice" - what a concept!). My mouse skin rug will be from a wild mouse, and as everyone knows, wild game is the very most dangerous kind!
Hecate666
We had mice in the shed and I found their little nests in my wellington boots [aaww] and left them to it. They ate my grass seeds and I thought that was funny.
beezzer
nenothtu
reply to post by beezzer
Ah, but that mouse is a white mouse - the domesticated variety ("domesticated mice" - what a concept!). My mouse skin rug will be from a wild mouse, and as everyone knows, wild game is the very most dangerous kind!
It'll be a challenge. Don't show fear.
They smell fear.
nenothtu
beezzer
nenothtu
reply to post by beezzer
Ah, but that mouse is a white mouse - the domesticated variety ("domesticated mice" - what a concept!). My mouse skin rug will be from a wild mouse, and as everyone knows, wild game is the very most dangerous kind!
It'll be a challenge. Don't show fear.
They smell fear.
The wild mice?
Or wives?
jacygirl
Hecate666
Pull yourself together women, no wonder men are laughing.edit on 11-4-2014 by Hecate666 because: (no reason given)
Laughing at someone who is afraid is mean.
Making fun of someone who is afraid is mean.
Fears might be 'irrational' but they're still real.
Said by the woman who has been crying for a week over the death of her beloved ferret. (Love ALL animals...still hate spiders)
beezzer...Thank you for being you.
jacygirl
Expat888
No rodents in house here .. just two cormorants , a beer drinking macaque named sun wukong and a tempermental siamese cat .. down near the river theres a mother tiger and two cubs ..
Always laughed at ex wives reactions to the little lizards that run around over here ..
OpinionatedB
reply to post by jacygirl
fear of something really is horrid. It doesn't matter if its irrational to some... I am not sure I will be able to walk on my floor for years to come... and my heart is still racing uncontrollably.
Mice so totally freak me out! For real.... I understand when other people have fear of things, such as your fear of spiders. It's a horrible feeling altogether!
AutumnWitch657
Plus I think some men are more afraid then they let on. Being macho in front of the women the same as some women will act frightened because it's expected of them.
OpinionatedB
reply to post by beezzer
You are making it impossible to read my own thread! I'd say thank you, but I just cannot manage that level of sarcasm...