Howe doo U Becume a minustratur??

I'm not sure if I put this in the right forum topic, but this is something I've been chewing over, and, yeah, I think I'm the right fit. The only thing is, I'm not sure how it all happens. How do you becume a ministratur? Do you start big and end big, or do you start small and end big? See, these are the things I'm concerned about. Here's the thing, if I start big, I have to link the ATS staff to my bank account, and, they ain't no money there! LOL. But if I start small, I gotta wait a long time. I don't want to do that. I also don't want to work hard, so I wonder if I can be called a minustratur, while doing "window-dressing" type tasks. Because, let's face it, I'm not that smart. There's no way I can get by with doing the most minimal work??!! Well, I don't want to make this a long-winded OP, so I open it up to the rest of you: How can I help you??

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio


First tell me what a minustratur is.

Maybe I'm just slow today.

reply to post by Bassago


I'm not sure if I'm spelling it right. Let me google it.

ETA: It's actually spelled: administrator. Sorry about that.

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio


Was that your resume?

reply to post by intrptr


No. My resume is I'm an electronic music enthusiast. Oh!! I also like artwork.

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio

You wouldn't want to work in Admin. Its boring and the pay is low.

reply to post by intrptr


Aww man!!

reply to post by intrptr


But I wanna be an administrator on UTS. I'm sorry...ATS. On here.

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio


I think you need a basic grasp of english and reading comprehension....something not exhibited in the title of the OP.

Whichever Mod moved this to Jokes, Puns & Pranks.....BRAVO!!!

reply to post by LightAssassin


I like to write. I'm actually pretty good at writing...stories and stuff. I'm just bad at spelling some times. Your judging me. Judging me makes me, my inner me and the real me; cry.

brazenalderpadrescorpio
reply to post by intrptr

 

But I wanna be an administrator on UTS. I'm sorry...ATS. On here.

My advice to you is to start small. Try ant farming?

reply to post by intrptr


I used to have an ant farm when I was a kid, but I don't know, I want power... I guess I could have power over the ants, but I think I want something stronger, without the work.

I guess no one got this thread. The world is worse than I thought. Time to close up shop...

Show ambition and become a maximustratur, instead. There is more power there. lol

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio


I see what you did there. Thanks for the laugh to go with my coffee this morning.
I'm going into work very early, and really needed that!

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio


I wasn't judging you....I was judging your capacity to be an efficient minustratur.

Surely you misspelled it all on purpose given everything else you have written is perfectly comprehensible.

It's just...well...I'm failing to see the funny side.

Oh...I think I get it....it's a veiled dig at 'moderators' or 'administrators'...this is the part I'm struggling to get...at least some others have seen the funny side.

I guess if we can take anything away from this...it's that you definitely should stay away from comedy.

reply to post by JohnTheSmith


Thanks for being one of the few people to get it. I think close to no one got it. Lol.

reply to post by LightAssassin


Well I'm definitely no professional. I just had a funny idea.

reply to post by brazenalderpadrescorpio


Epic thread, you are pure win and i salute you sir!

reply to post by skalla


Thanks, man! I appreciate it. I think it was too convincing, that's probably why some people didn't get it.