posted on Feb, 20 2014 @ 01:45 AM
It is a cold dark night, you are alone on an abandoned road, suddenly, your car is disabled, you wake up sometime later, and find yourself without
your clothes on, in the wilderness, with a very *strange* feeling.
Of course, the police show up, you tell them you remember aliens, and the doctor finds a piece of metal implanted in you heel, you try to tell them
that it was aliens, however all attempts to prove such findings end up invalidated.
Attempts to explain this are met with support for others whom *believe* in aliens.
Here comes Resistor the sleuth - as a super-sleuth I run a psychometric diagnostic on your mind, and format your personality into a profile.
I study your behaviours, and asimilate my self into an "actor" - with the same profile as you, the abductee.
I take a car and modify it to bypass its egnition timing and emergency systems, I manually spool the engine to run, and remove the alternator -
essentially, reforming the car to appear as modern, however, now, non-reliant on electronic programming - essentially a primitive internal combustion
vehicle veiled as a modern car.
I install a "crank" to manually ignite the cylinders.
I install a top secret electronic monitoring device, that is able to pick up aberrant signals, especially those that are used by the police and FBI -
Remote engine killers, devices that are designed to disable electronics on automobiles.
I have undergone stringent training to be immune to hypnotism, however I can also render myself into a hypnagogic trance, being able to create a farse
that I am asleep.
I wander about town, a stranger to the locals, I mimic and iterate my new "aler ego" and mingle amongst the locals.
I inquire about tourist attractions, usually those that are only accessible by unsealed roads, essentially, outside of regular police supervision.
I get into my new "car" and take a drive after midnight, and pick up a "signal" and shut-off the engine.
I set myself into a trance and feign sleep.
I hear a the rustling of vegetation, and a group of individuals pull me out of my car, I later find myself in the forest, the smell of candles in the
air, out of the blink of an eye i see a possum, and manage to catch a glimpse of somebody's boot.
I hear a series of strange "chants" and an individual attemts to remove my shorts.
I spurr up into a wakeful state, to find a group of young men wearing masks.
I manage to take snapshot of them with my minature camera, just as they had been shocked, studing the area well, I take note of landmarks and head
North to the road - I also managed to spy what looked like a jar of iron filings.
I get to my car and crank the engine, just as they emerge from the bushes I drive off.
Later, the men are questioned, and it appears that they had been performing rituals on young men, generally homosexuals and women whom had carried
chilren out of wedlock.
Their house is searched and a radio device is found, very similar to remote engine-killers used by secret organisations.
The masks found represent the popular "bug-eyed" "alien" caricatures from popular movies and television series. A collection of
military-camoflauge paraphenalia is also discovered.
Once questioned, the leader admits that he uses an advanced hynosis method, very similar to those used on popular television shows, only, instead of
saying "Is that me, barking like a dog" - "Was that me, being probed by aliens?"