posted on Dec, 19 2013 @ 08:09 AM
I know a couple lawyer jokes..been dealing with some serious stuff as of late and thought I need a laugh or two. Here's my two, please join me.
What do you call 1,500 lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?........................A good start.
Three folks all died on the same day. The first was a lifelong criminal, the second was a little blue haired old lady, and the third was a lawyer. Now
all three showed up at the pearly gates at the same time. The gate keeper let them know that they had to answer a question before letting them in. He
let them know "if you get it wrong, down you go".
He started with the career criminal, "he said you lived your entire life doing bad works" this is your one & only chance to get thru these gates. Your
question is as follows. Way back in the early 1900"s a ship sank in the frigid Atlantic Ocean. Can you name that ship? He thought for a momnet then
said" you know just the other day I was watching a show on T.V. about this very subject. When it went off I ran out to the store & got hit by a
bus...but I think the answer is Titanic...The gate keeper said "in you go" and poof he was inside the gate.
Next was the little blue haired old lady...The gate keeper looking at her life record said" your a real winner aren't you" Hateful, mean &
surley...But you as well get only one chance to come thru these gates Your question is as follows. Keeping on the same theme as the career criminal.
We know the name of the ship was Titanic..now can you tell me how many souls died that day. She thought for a minute then said' You know i was a
teacher while alive, 1,523 souls died that day. The gate keeper was stunned, but Poof she was inside the gate.
Last was the lawyer. The gate keeper say's I'll keep your question along the same lines, we know that the ship was called Titanic, we know that 1,523
souls died that day.. So your question is.....I need you to tell me their names!!!
edit on 19-12-2013 by openyourmind1262 because: (no reason