Finally found them! I had been reading the newspaper and threw it in the trash along with my glasses! Problem solved except I now have to clean the
mess up because I went through the trash on the floor! 👍😄
'Lost your glasses?
You need to have your eyes examined!
No! No! Not an idiot comment, I mean to further say that would be part of an introductory eye exam after you parted with about 4k for laser work.
(We're all just trying to be helpful in your time of need [and complaining].)