posted on Nov, 26 2013 @ 03:20 PM
It's been a little while since I've made a post on ATS. I rarely ever posted in General Chat but, hey, if you remember me from any part of the forum;
Alright then. Here's my mind-phucker for you all today.
Why do people grow the most hair on their heads, but typically less elsewhere on their bodies?
Well, the answer is simple. We typically have the most hair, if uncut, on our heads versus anywhere else because before the invention of soap and hand
sanitizers, we needed a quick, efficient, and easy way to dry off our hands! And possibly to wipe dirt and debris off of them period! Think of how
dirty early-era human beings' hands must've been, and how banged up?! Lol.
What about beards, then?
They're simply nature's way to give balding or soon-to-be balding men a substitute, FURTHER evolved/designed form of a natural hand-towel, because
they have genetic male-pattern baldness. This also happens to be why, among other reasons, women typically do not grow beards, lmfao.
Now you know I'm right
PS; This wasn't a disguised bait-thread for another Evolution versus Intelligent Creation discussion..
edit on 11/26/2013 by runetang
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