Hey new member.

I am 23 year old male. I have an interest in the paranormal, political conspiracies, religion, some philosophy, music, and books. I've lurked here for awhile and I really like the forum.

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Welcome! The mods will be along soon to show you the ropes...not that you really need it. A quick review of ATS's workings never goes amiss though.

From spectator to player. What a leap!

Welcome. Those r heavily discussed here.

Hi and welcome!
As I'm sure you've noticed, thick skin can be helpful here sometime!

I'm not as talented as some of the others here, so I can't offer you cookies or anything, sorry. I'm sure one of them will be along shortly with a nice offering.

Maybe someday they will at least get the smilies fixed, so I could at least offer you a cheers!

Hello and welcome to the looney bin.

Welcome. Have your first flag! Hope you get many more.

Welcome to ATS


If you would like an avatar please visit the team at BTS Avatar Creations Click on the blue bit. It's a free service and the guys there are very helpful.

Some things you might need to help you along

They can be found in your shiny new ATS Locker


Once you crack the devious ATS code you will be able to claim your free ATS goodies
Hint: Try 12345

Inside will be your tin foil hat, you have a choice of three depending upon your sex, taste, or sexual orientation
Please return the ones you don't wish to use to the front desk.



Your emergency self defence technique

Some random dancing monkeys

And your welcome flowers

Oh and of course the stiff drink you need before facing the onslaught

Do try to not end up like this


Now you are ready to enter
Please step this way


Some friendly advice from an ATS old timer

There will be days you feel like this

Or this

We've all been there, so don't worry about it

Occasionally you will feel like this

And you may need to top up your caffeine more often than you think



At times you may find yourself like this

Or this

Just follow the sign post to the emergency exit

It looks like this


If you get all angry I find this helps


Most importantly always remember


This is your bribe for the mods

Best delivered in this fashion


I think that's about all for now, so sit back relax and enjoy the ride
Remember


Welcome to ATS

Cody

cody599
Welcome to ATS


If you would like an avatar please visit the team at BTS Avatar Creations Click on the blue bit. It's a free service and the guys there are very helpful.

Some things you might need to help you along

And bacon

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...Where were you when I joined?!

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Geez, Cody!!! You remembered everything but the cookies!!!! Bad boy!!!! LOL

Where the heck is Des when we need her?

Damn

Bacon and cookies
I'm so

I'll get it sorted before the next welcome

Thanks guys

Cody

AfterInfinity
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...Where were you when I joined?!

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Sorry I was caught up in traffic

Check it now

Cody

Awesome thanks everyone, I hope people are interested in my crazy thoughts and experiences. Every other forum I go on makes me feel dumb lol. When I can be able to post threads?

woawol
Awesome thanks everyone, I hope people are interested in my crazy thoughts and experiences. Every other forum I go on makes me feel dumb lol. When I can be able to post threads?

edit on 6-11-2013 by woawol because: (no reason given)

We're all just regular folks here.

Tho my super power is to be able to step on a lego piece in the dark, every damned time.

Welcome to the tribe.

Edit; you can post on almost any thread now. To create a thread you must have 20 posts.

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Thanks

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Wow! All those memes lol. I love the one with the dog.