posted on Oct, 17 2013 @ 04:15 AM
To my darling other half... Mrs R who sometimes like to lurk on here in order to improve her English and make sure that i am behaving myself.
Sweetheart, a couple of suggestions if i may?
When on a morning you make your mug of hot chocolate, instead of filling it up to the very top and leaving 2 cm in the bottom on the worktop above the
dishwasher as you do every day, could you please only fill it up 3/4 full so that you drink everything... or at least empty the dregs before placing
on the worktop, as my trousers do not appreciate being completely splattered with concentrated hot chocolate 10 minutes before going to work when i am
filling the dishwasher for the umpteenth time in a rush?
When you get out of the shower in the morning, would it be also possible for you to place the bathmat back on the floor after drying all night as this
morning i slipped yet again on the wet bathroom tiles and nearly snapped my neck on the corner of the bath for the umpteenth time?
Could you also refrain from brushing your hair over my tooth brush too for the umpteenth time... as this morning i nearly choked to death whilst
brushing my teeth due to one of your rogue hairs falling on it and me not seeing it?
Could you also try and stack all those different Tupperware boxes and lids in a more tidier fashion when you choose to put them in the top cupboard
(when it is your turn to empty the dishwasher) as for the umpteenth time when i opened the cupboard door this morning an avalanch of Tupperware boxes
and lids came crashing down on my head...
For the umpteenth time, could you also stop buying canned meat for the kitten as today he has yet again laid an egg in my office forcing me to light
up a whole bunch of joss sticks and open all the windows with the heating on?
Please do not be surprised to find the kitten hanging from a rope under the cherry tree at the bottom of the garden when you come home from work this
evening... and NO i am not cooking the evening meal tonight.
Have a great day sweetheart... mine started off really well!
edit on 17-10-2013 by Rodinus because: Word missing