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So let me get this straight.
I have 21 days to pay my ticket without a late fee.
But YOU have 30 days to submit tickets to your office.
So basically, when I go online on day 20 to pay my bill technically "on time" and you hadn't submitted the ticket yet, you basically f*cked me out of 15 bucks as the ticket wasn't registered in the system.
I understand the purpose of your job, but not the rationale of your policies.
I motioned to my fiance to take the ticket off the car. I was also uttering George Carlin's 7 Dirty Words. $hit, piss, *uc!, &unt, c*ocks*cker, m%th%rf*cker, and tits. I can say tits, right? Oh, and piss. Well then, TITS and PISS! PISS and TITS!
Bottom line, Hacks: Post proper signage.
Of course, I'll pay the 25 beans that you oh so desperately need. But, can I designate that my hard earned cash go towards FIXING the potholes that are rampant? That is all.
Regards, Melissa M.
P.S . You can suck it!
Here's the job description:
Monitor parking meters. Keep eyes peeled for drivers who pull into spots with 0:00 left on the meter. Watch them as they frustratingly scrounge around their car for five to ten minutes looking for a quarter or anything that could possibly pass as a quarter. Start writing up the ticket. Watch the driver get out of their car, pull a dollar bill out of their wallet and wave it frantically around as they desperately look for a store that provides change. As they awkwardly run into the store that will probably provide them with quarters, run over and issue the ticket so they have no chance at catching you. Run away before they have the chance to argue the ticket. Find next victim. Repeat.
The ticket bitch came over to my car after I had already gotten in it to scribble out a quick ticket before I pulled out!
Sorry, I believe I may have left my lady-like mouth at home today.
you instill animosity in my heart.
Boston Parking Police - I hate you!