Smoking in public....should this be banned?, page 2


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reply posted on 12-11-2004 @ 03:53 AM by Majic
You know how it goes. You're pinned inside a wrecked car, soaked in a pool of gasoline, or carrying an armload of blasting caps and dynamite, or you're in the middle of a lung transplant when someone nonchalantly says, "Mind if I smoke?"

How do you respond to a question asked under such circumstances? Words just don’t seem enough, so what can you do to make your point in a way that cannot be ignored or forgotten?

Don’t worry, I have it all figured out, and it’s the best idea ever!

So here's how to do it. Get a small cloth sack, preferably white and small enough to fit easily in a pocket.

Fill the sack halfway full with flour, then tie off the top. Using a Sharpie™, carefully write the word "Asbestos" on the outside of the sack in authoritative letters. If you're really into deep irony, write "Asbestos™" on it instead.

Be sure to label both sides of the bag in big letters, because the bag will be in motion once deployed, so it needs to be easy to read. Now you're ready to make your point. Carry this bag with you wherever you go, never leave it behind, lest you be caught off guard.

Then, when Smokey saunters up to the pile of dry brush, oil-soaked rags and dead logs you’re sitting on and asks “Mind if I smoke?”, you can just whip out your bag, hold it in his face, say “Mind if I shake?”, then start shaking flour all over him while making comments like, “Mmmm! There’s nothing like that smoooooth Asbestos™ flavor!”

You would be amazed at how well this technique works. It has never failed!

Important Note: After 9/11, some people might get the wrong idea if you sprinkle a fine, white powder all over them. Obviously, it would be foolish to overlook how sensitive and potentially volatile such a misunderstanding would be, so in addition to commenting on the quality and flavor of the Asbestos you are shaking, be sure to occasionally yell, “Don’t worry! This isn’t anthrax, honest! Nope, it’s definitely not anthrax, so don’t go thinking it is, because you would be really, really wrong!” Doing this will allay the fears of even the most skittish and suspicious smoker, security guard or law enforcement official.


[edit on 11/12/2004 by Majic]


reply posted on 12-11-2004 @ 06:19 AM by dawnstar
www.abovetopsecret.com...

If the studies on global warming doesn't link global warming to our use of fossil fuel, then I believe the studies on shs are even weaker.

And, well, I really do doubt the intentions of those studies, especially when the lawyers that all the legal battles very quickly went on to battle the junk food resturants and such.

And, well, have you looked at price of those cigarette cessation aids that are sold....boy, some big corporations are really cashing in on this one aren't they?
It's a very Big Business!!
And, well, if you trace the money, you will probably find that the researchers are funded by people are are cashing in...

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Majic, I just used the same argument that you did to refute global warming. If the results of that test isn't credible to you, why should the studies on second hand smoke? How in the world can anyone take in all the variables that might cause a medical problem....chemicals at home, chemicals at the workplace, chemicals added to their environment around their home, in their food, in their water.....and walk away saying that second hand smoke killed anyone? God, Kodak in Rochester increases the risk of those living closeby for pancreatic cancer...guess what...all those people are more prone to diabetes...so, are how feasable is it that the weeklly big macs and fries that they consumed really caused the problem.

Is this a pick your own poison thing or what?

If you are going to accept one, you should at least accept the other, since the integrety of the science is about equal.
Instead of scapegoating.


reply posted on 12-11-2004 @ 07:21 AM by astrocreep
Hey all, I just have to chime in to give the view of someone who suffered asthma as a child and now is raising a child afflicted with the same thing. Cig smoke, although a natural bronchial dialator, is very irritaing to those with this desease.

That being said, I live in a state where smoking is not yet banned and we go to restaurants that allow smoking. I have as yet had little problem as long as there are well ventilated sections for non-smokers separate from smokers.

I actually pity these people their habit as I'm sure they have now seen enough evidence to show them what it will do to them. So, my opinion is, this is something that doesn't need to be banned in public but should be an issue for the board of health who also inspect the other sanitary conditions of public places.

Small devices which measure the velocity and volume of air movement by an air handling system are very affordable and need to be part of the health code. That puts the ball in the court of the establishment owners to either make it all no smoking or comply with the proper ventilation. I think thats as it should be because the people who own and run these establishments now get a choice. There is always a compromise if we look.

Now, as for commercial garages, gas stations, or anywhere trapped gases or flamables may be present, for those dumb enough to want to light up, I guess we'll need a ban in place in that vicintiy. That should fall under the open flame rule anyway.

As for home smokers, I think it also becomes an issue for social services if heavy smoking is done in and un-ventilated area around children or disabled adults. I think we can all agree that if you care take for a child or invalid adult, smoking would and does endanger their health as most homes are not properly ventilated even with residential climate control.

It takes and exhaust fan capable of moving a substancial amount of air to move smoke out quickly. Again, social services should have a meter and threshhold set for this requirment. Meet it, and you can smoke in a part of the house the kids or sick people don't frequent, don't meet it and they are removed from your care. Again, we leave room for choice and options.

Hopfully, as more and more people begin to dissuade youngsters from smoking, we'll see the habit die out totally within the next 50 years but until then, the rights of everyone involved need to be considered.


reply posted on 12-11-2004 @ 08:16 AM by astrocreep
Originally posted by spacedoubt
astrocreep,

Don't pity me because I smoke.
After all..Being relegated to the back porch in the evening affords me much
more UFO observation time.

MY wife wants me to quit smoking as HER Christmas gift...Pretty inexpensive gift! I wonder what I can stop doing NEXT year?


Well, if an evening smoke on the backporch is your only vice, I'd say you're in pretty good shape. Those I refer to are the ones who don't have a backporch nor a house to walk out of who smoke a case a day, one right after another, as hard as they can go who's only break from them is the time it takes to cash in enough food stamps to the local black market dealer to buy another pack or three.

Of course now, I here the food stamps are now a card which makes it harder to do. I think they have to actually buy the food, sell or trade it which takes more effort than actually getting a job and making the money to fuel their habit. I think most of us would be pityful of those.

I have occasionally enjoyed a cigar or two myself on the backporch. Now, that I work out more and need my lungs, I enjoy a cup of coffee instead....and sometimes a beer. No matter what excuse to step out on the evening after dinner one uses, the time is sure well spent.

Its an interesting delima ..her request for that present. It would be a lovely gesture if you're willing. If not, might I suggest a counter request by you for your present to be more "intimacy" . That , of course , from any married man will lead to the old, "oh thats okay, why don't you go have a smoke".
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