Today I make a power grab.

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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 09:57 AM
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Do to the detection of a household conspiracy and in light of the way this planet is being run right over the bodies of the innocent.. I have deemed it necessary, essential in fact to declare myself

THE SELF APPOINTED AUTHORITY OVER EVERYONE!

I will no longer sit idle in obedience and watch my wife, my life and every innocent person full of honest compassion for people get taken advantage of. The hosehold conspiracy that has brought me to this decision of no tolerance involves the two young boys my wife has been watching for a meager thirty dollars a day.

She got involved thru family ties and you got the jist of it right there . Do to some " technical difficulties " arising from anger issues of my own, I had to primer spot the hell of this thread with a meat cleaver.

We'll be back after these messages.

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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 09:58 AM
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Originally posted by randyvs


Enough said!




DO IT!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:02 AM
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While your are there, could you pick some up for me too?

It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.


ETA:



Now you finish the edit on your post.... and it really messes mine up.
You got da power.
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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:04 AM
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Originally posted by butcherguy
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While your are there, could you pick some up for me too?

It's the ultimate aphrodisiac.




I'm looking for the "online" coupon, as we speak..........




posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:05 AM
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I don't know what's going on Randy, but if your household conspiracy is being perpetrated by the women in your life (wife, daughter, etc.) you stand no chance! Nod your head and pretend you know nothing! It's for your own protection!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:07 AM
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You gotta take the power back!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:10 AM
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littled16 is right.
Keep repeating - "Yes Dear, you're right"
Don't forget the most important one - "My Fault"
Keep your clothes, keys and wallet handy and be ready to bug out at any moment.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:13 AM
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The woman behind the man always wields the true power.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:14 AM
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I've always found that the best thing to tell a woman is, "you are absolutely right."


Wait awhile before saying anything like, "when are you going to do the dishes?"



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:16 AM
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Naughty Jay! If Mr. Littled16 ever asked me when I was going to do the dishes he is smart enough to know he best be prepared to start evasive maneuvers immediately- because the dishes would commence to flying in the general vicinity of his head!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:18 AM
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Dude.

Having extra bodies in the house demands showing ALL who's boss !

It all starts with coffee in the mornin for me...........






posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:21 AM
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Well, in redneck life, it is fun to keep women folk on their toes.



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:21 AM
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It all starts with coffee in the mornin for me...........


Check and double no wait, triple check.


Imagine if you will...................

Babysitting ' The Children of the Corn ".

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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:35 AM
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaa........now I understand a bit better! In cases of babysitting other people's children there always exists abuse. As one who has kept the children of others many times over the years I can testify to the many ways that the parents, and sometimes the children themselves, tend to take advantage if the sitter in every way possible! I've been keeping the grandbaby since she was born and a few times I've become so frustrated with my daughter that I've even had to cut her off for a few short periods of time, only to start keeping the kid again for the sake of the grandchild. If it weren't for it being my own grandchild I'd never have kept another child on a regular basis!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:39 AM
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Dude, that sounds like a very serious problem.


Be careful!!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:40 AM
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Just to add: I kept my youngest nephew this past Saturday while my sister went to a wedding and had to take him with me to run errands and pay bills. He is definitely "Children of the Corn" material, and thank the good Lord I have plenty of will power because it took every bit of it that I possessed not to beat the living snot out of the little brat!!!!



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:42 AM
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Sorry it took so much erosion for the principals of the matter to come to light but yes that's only most of it.
i've decided to go ahead and lose my mind enough to declare that there is no one human being on the planet that can actually make

everything

right but myself.


So from now on just call me " Not Sure ".
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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 10:44 AM
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Do what you have to do buddy! When the spawn of Satan invade your home you have to do what is best for your household! I've already decided the next time my sister asks me to babysit the answer will be a resounding "NO!!!!!"



posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 11:04 AM
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Dude, that sounds like a very serious problem. Be careful!!

You saw thru my weak attempt to bring humor the situation didn't you? Quite the observationalist today aren't we Jay ? You're being considered for a cabinet position. Seize him !
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posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by randyvs
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Dude, that sounds like a very serious problem. Be careful!!

You saw thru my weak attempt to bring humor the situation didn't you? Quite the observationalist today aren't we Jay ? You're being considered for a cabinet position. Seize him !
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You called sir. I heard my name. I wasn't mentioned in the most respected members thread like you.
Anyway, Observationalist at your service.





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