posted on Sep, 24 2013 @ 12:35 AM
Good morning all
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman
waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're
the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife. So he asks, 'Are you the
stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner whopped my
arse with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, " No, I'm your son's teacher."
Have a great day