New girl here.

Originally posted by bluemooone2
Welcome to ATS.
Someone will be along with cupcakes shortlly.

Hey, I didn't get cupcakes when I first joined!

Welcome to ats, have a lolipop


and remember...



Tfw.

HAHAHAH....

2 other threads from new ATS members who are guys get a handful of posts and don't make it past the 1st page..

This one, with an "18 year old Girl" goes straight in at number 1 with 3 pages of replies...

You dirty old men

Welcome young friend, eighteen is old enough to legally drink alcohol in my country so have a virtual glass of ice cold westcountry cider on me
www.bing.com...

I can't believe the cookies come down to me




Might as well have a glass of milk to go with them




Geez how out of character is that

Thanks guys

Seriously welcome

Cody

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Hey I made cookies for the first time
Now where did I put that old rain coat ?
Cody

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And what excellent cookies they are

Although recent EU laws require you seek permission before using cookies......

Again sorry Des

But she is a pretty girl

*Bows out gracefully again*

Cody

Nothing better than pacman cookies and milk! I think I've gained 10 virtual pounds since starting this thread.

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Stuff the EU
I'm more worried about Des

Cody

Originally posted by Ambie
Nothing better than pacman cookies and milk! I think I've gained 10 virtual pounds since starting this thread.

You wait till Des cooks you up a plate
I'm standing in a corner looking like this




and this




I know Des is coming




Love you Des



Cody

Looks like I'll be eating good today lol. And that monkey thing looks creepy.

Originally posted by cody599
Again sorry Des

But she is a pretty girl

*Bows out gracefully again*

Cody

Where is Des? I dont see no Des. I was actualy just thinking about her, she should have been here ages ago with the biccies.
And welcome Amber. Sorry about all the eager boys, but there are some extremely intelligent woman on the site too.

Originally posted by thedoctorswife

Originally posted by cody599
Again sorry Des

But she is a pretty girl

*Bows out gracefully again*

Cody

Where is Des? I dont see no Des. I was actualy just thinking about her, she should have been here ages ago with the biccies.
And welcome Amber. Sorry about all the eager boys, but there are some extremely intelligent woman on the site too.

Des and I are on a ride out
romance is complicated

Cody

Originally posted by cody599

Originally posted by thedoctorswife

Originally posted by cody599
Again sorry Des

But she is a pretty girl

*Bows out gracefully again*

Cody

Where is Des? I dont see no Des. I was actualy just thinking about her, she should have been here ages ago with the biccies.
And welcome Amber. Sorry about all the eager boys, but there are some extremely intelligent woman on the site too.

Des and I are on a ride out

romance is complicated

Cody

Transatlantic romance eh? I hope you like goats. I want Des to come and say hello, i miss my buddy.

Originally posted by SonoftheSun
reply to post by Ambie

 

Hello Amber and Welcome to ATS !!

To only be 18 and find this place...lucky you !!

Have fun & enjoy !!!

When you and I were 18, there were just abacus's.
Btw, we need to have a chat about Gary.

Welcome, you'll fit it well along here.



There are some seriously cool threads you can dig up, especially in the paranormal/UFO type of topics since that's what you're into. Hope you enjoy what you see, welcome to the family.

It won't always be like this. Most of these guys will quit giving you food when they find out you're smarter than them, or you've been around for awhile and fought a few dragons. I'd bake you some great potatoes, but your virtual weight couldn't handle the root.

Welcome, and please share what you know and ask what you've always been interested in. Stick around and in a few weeks or months you brain will have acculmulated another 18 years of information.

Huh!? Did someone say GIRL??? SOUND THE ALARMS!!! I'll clean up the place, someone turn on some Berry White and let's get some candles in here, stat- Oh wait... Girl? On the internets? Guy.In.Real.Life.

If you're a girl, send me a picture of your- Nevermind, nevermind... I JUST got off of probation, I don't need another "her ass meant" charge...

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Yeah well sorry but coming on to ATS and telling everyone:

1.Your name
2.Your age
3.Your sex

Isn't exactly in keeping with the paranoid conspiratorially oriented motif that I feel is an essential part of what it means to be here. It struck me as a little weird.

Now this intro thread has 18 flags and is on the front page. Nothing has been said here except for people posting pictures of food and pretending to eat it.

I don't think I'm entirely out of line in assuming something fishy is going on.