I just realized that this is more than fun, it is therapy. No specific insults are intended. Yes, these are actual, unedited headlines from the
fire-hose page. Let me start with mine:
ATS Headlines of the Last 24 Hours. "What's that bright light? Aahhhhgg!" Repeated for 42 threads.
Teens help disabled classmate gain independence with robotic locker opener I sure wish I had had a robotic locker, they sound
Pets to get food stamps while children in America Starve each day... They're just waiting for pet wallets to put them in.
ANTICHRIST RANTS Wouldn't you if you were scheduled for an eternity in Club Dead?
Before the Bikini: Rare Vintage Beach Photos Before you put on the Bikini, you're naked. I guess I will check this one out.
13 mile long Crop Circle in the Desert Crops? Desert? Wait a minute...
My water is dramatically different. Stop eating so many beets and your water will return to yellow.
Official: US Special Forces weren't allowed to fly to Benghazi during attack It's those darn "blackout dates" again.
The Screen Door Closed And the submarine stopped leaking.
The Bizzarre yet awesome Venezuelan Poodle Moth - Facts behind the hype You mean I missed all the hype about the Venezuelan Poodle
moth? Darn, I must have sneezed when it went by.
If man was a Bonobo... He'd have to marry a Cherbo, or possibly play drums for U2.
Climate change causes prostitution? I’ve heard it all now! A $100 bill is a great climate changer.
Do you have a Wii U? I did, but with Viagra anything's possible
An Abduction Story... ??? You're not sure if it's an abduction story?
Did the recent May 2013 Israeli airstrike on Damascus result in a disproportional War Crime? No, at most it was a proportional war
Yes! Refer back to Wii U.
Identity of the orbs found under the feathered serpent temple at Teotihuacan The first one was Robert Q. Mitchelson of 39 Inca
Parkway in Bogota, Colombia
The greater the number of people that "Wake Up"... The more beds are available. Refer back to Wii U.
Are TPTB In a Hurry or Is This a Normal Pace Toward An End? No, this is the same normal pace every time we come to an end.
Seti@home Multi Beam question The question is what is Seti@home Multi Beam?
Scholar believes she has located Babylon's Hanging Gardens - in Nineveh I didn't see it when I was there last year. Must have been
a cheap tour.
The False Flag Paradigm: My Thoughts I'm glad it's only his thoughts that are false flags.
I bring Madness... [or, bringing a little insanity to the "Debate"] To ATS? Sorry you're way too late and we have more than we
Harvard Professor apologizes for Keynes comments He had to do it, since Keynes is dead and couldn't apologize himself.
Have whatever fun you want with these. Add some of your own, yell at me, criticize my humor, mail me cookies (especially bacon flavored cookies.
Bacon, Yummmmmm!), or turn me into the Mod Squad.
edit on 6-5-2013 by charles1952 because: Ask Boncho