You know your an ATS'er when~

You get a panic attack when you realize you have a temporary posting ban.



~ Get the gist of the thread? I didn't see any like this so let's see what type of funnies the members can make on there own accord.

reply to post by sulaw


You know you're and atser when you start correcting people's use of you're instead of your.

Seriously though....you know you are an atser when you have screamed "are you effing kidding me" at the computer screen several times in a day while reading threads.




My edit is a hint.

..when somebody in real life tells you a story and you answer:

Pics or it didn't happened !

mentioning using anything less than a 50cal for any problem gets you labelled as a Obama lover

Hillarious! Keep'm coming folks!

....when the weight of Phage's knowledge and accuracy shatters most of your ufo speculation, leaving everything looking like chinese lanterns and RC toys.

When your girlfriend starts calling you Jerry. (Conspiracy Theory movie).

CX.

You know it when....

Every news story you read, you wonder if it has been posted on ATS yet....

Your attempt at homemade Liposomal Vitamin C ended abruptly with a visit to the bathroom~

You know your an ATS'er when you choose threads by their "reply to flag ratio".

when ats was down for hours the other day and first thing that came to mind was it was a government conspiracy

you know your an ATSer when you get the theards that start like this.

OP -I notice this star that was out of place and not there yesterday, pics here and here.....


ME- Yeah, there called planets, I know, its a tuff one, they were only recently discovered.

OR

OP- This is solid evidence from a friend whose cousin is married to this guy, well this guy’s plumber has a sisters whose friend seen it first hand.

@ Camaro and Freedom~ I spit water on my keyboard! To funny~

When you realized that mars rock was truelly a rock~

When you refer to your husband as a troll for having a different opinion from you.

reply to post by karen61560


OMG! LOL! I wasn't expecting that one!~

My wifes a sheep, how do i get her to stop watching dancing with the starts?

When your screaming at your TV while watching msm "that was posted three days ago you idiots!!! You getting your news from ATS these days????"

reply to post by Iamschist


ROFL I can honestly say I have done this since I joined ATS!

...When you have a drawer in your house labelled " Emergency Response Kit"

Which only includes a flashlight, a book of half used matches, an empty cantine and a VERY solid, tin foil hat.

~Tenth

When ATS becomes a more-or-less-permanent tab on your computer.