Ways to quickly leave America if you don't have much cash, but are intelligent:
1. Get a solid GPA. Submit a transfer application to as many schools in Canada and/or England.
2. Once in the foreign country of choice, get married ASAP. If you're smart this isn't that hard. Canada may soon give you twice as many canditates
as any other country
3. Become a citizen of a third world country and then instantly ask for refugee status in Canada or some other noble country.
4. Volunteer in some kind of PeaceCorp in country of choice. Get married ASAP and leave.
Now I don't seriously plan on doing any of this, but I may unconsciously guide msyelf along one of these pathes. There are many ways to leave this
country, but they all require the balls to do it.