Agent 008 Reporting for duty!!!

Hello ATS! glad to be back. I was a member a while ago but over the last few months have forgotten my account details but no matter! A fresh start is always good right? I see ATS is still the same old, still arguing about chem-trails and if Obama is a lizard of some sort. Ahh I missed you guys!

I look forward to discussing many topics with all of you

Welcome we all came to the conclusion Obama is a crab person. The queen of england however is decidedly reptilian.

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Haha! You have been here before hey

Welcome back mate

Don't drink the punch this time and your memory should be fine.

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Welcome Agent008...


Agent 008 Reporting for duty!!!


I'm Agent420, and will be your handler for your entire duration here...


Let's start with the basics - go get me a beer.

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Crab person nice

And as for not drinking the punch I think its lasting effects from last time are still with me...

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Get me the clarified butter!

Welcome back.

Remember, the bilges are slack and she gets a bit tender in a blow, don't pinch to leeward and may you have following seas your whole journey.

Welcome back. The bathroom is now to the left. Also, the old bathroom remains to the right but it hasn't been cleaned in ages. Bagels and random luncheon meats inhabit the attic and the medication is in my desk drawer. Good day!

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You're back

You already know whats out there.

Good luck man

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