Funny Newspaper Headlines And Snippets

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posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 04:51 AM
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Well its monday morning. And we all need a bit of a smile on a monday don't we?. So i thought i would share a few funny newspaper stories. I know some may have seen them before but hey, heres a reminder


Yes remind me never to give those my money for a reading
Good job! At least we now know that camoflage does actually work

It can happen if your not carefull you know
Grab yourself a bargain while the recessions on. Give the mattress a swerve though

No thanks. A diet pepsi for me
Really?
The less said about this the better i reckon
The war against terrorism is not just fought with hi tech machines you know..A good ole size 9 is just as good! Thanks for dropping by
And have a lovely day where ever you are
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posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 04:56 AM
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Jay? Jay Leno, is that you?

www.amazon.com...



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 05:02 AM
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reply to post by DaTroof
 


Just a quick internet seach lol. The last ones my favourite though!



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 05:13 AM
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reply to post by TheDoctor46
 


Haha nice! I especially like the personal ad that says "WANTED: somebody to go back in time with me." It almost sounds romantic until he mentions "Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed."


I would love to take him up on that offer though
...he assures us that it is "not a joke."
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posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 05:54 AM
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Yes lol. It could be a member of ATS. The bring own weapons bit certainly does sound interesting though



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 06:10 AM
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reply to post by TheDoctor46
 


He has the means to travel back in time, but doesn't have the cash to provide you with weapons and can't pay you up front...sounds like an ATS member to me



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 06:46 AM
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Wanted someone to go back in time..

wasn't that the add that the movie was based off ... Safety not Guaranteed

Love and harmony
Whateva



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 07:14 AM
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Nice one Doc

The lads at work enjoyed those cheers
SnF my friend
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posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 11:13 AM
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Thanks Doctor,

Those made my day, almost choked on my lunch though!!!

Loved the Diana one....Don't newspapers have editors?





posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 05:02 PM
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reply to post by cody599
 


Your welcome cody. Glad it made you smile



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 05:04 PM
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reply to post by Teye22
 


Yea the diana one is quite bizarre for a major newspaper. The editor must of been drinking or on holiday!. Thanks for dropping by





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