I Plan to become the new Pope. (the enemy of the catholic church is not Satan)

reply to post by cartenz

Jackson Pollock of faecal matter

Is that like a 'murder' of crows. or ' flock' of geese? And does it fly?

reply to post by Bybyots


That, my friend was Golden.

Although i do prefer A Giggling Gaggle of Steamy Stewardesses....

....Ahem.... however......

...of course, as Pope I would restrict mysel to The Nonsensical Nattering of Nagging Nuns .


Jah-men.

Originally posted by Theflyingweldsman
reply to post by AsarAlubat

 

Nah,

Benny never spoke Italian, he did everything in Bavarian.

I'm Fluent in that.

He probably does speak Italian and Latin. Pope John Paul II was fluent in 10 languages. You dont have much time to learn. According to the BBC Ratzinger resigned in Latin and according to Wikipedia Ratzinger speaks ten languages.

Originally posted by Theflyingweldsman
reply to post by IamAbeliever

 

Yes!

Everyone will know what the Templars really found under the mound....

Full Disclosure.


reply to post by Zarniwoop

 

Freedom from Debt-slavery.

What you do with the rest of your financial life is up to you, but you will enter it debt-free.

All you have to do is Be.

Ahyeah.

If you are actually serious, you shouldn't be promising this quite yet!! If they get ahold of this thread, you will not be pope, unless they want the prophecy to be fulfilled so badly they will let disclosure happen to prove them right....

Give er a go either way and best of luck! Scan your new passport and post it in here so I know you are telling the truth and not just filling ATS up with BS.....

Keep the sheep safe!!

My friends, one more worthy than myself has come forward

and declared his intention to become Pope.



Due to my financial and logistical difficulties,

I ask you to support Charlie in his efforts...



I shall not contest the Papacy in light of this news.

I will instead continue my mission in the church of the latter day Dude.



As for spiritual guidance, I will always be here, on ats.



May the dude be with you.



and remember...



.....ANYONE can be pope.



Pass it on.....