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I Plan to become the new Pope. (the enemy of the catholic church is not Satan)

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posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:15 PM
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When I was a child, I saw a man on TV
"Who's that?" I asked.
It was the pope in Galway, Ireland in 1979.
I was 6 years old.
"I'm going to be Pope when i'm big" I said.
And the piss was duly taken out of me for years about it.
I grew up convinced that I had to become a priest.....

I didn't.

But that doesn't matter.
There is a free seat at the top now and I plan to sit there.
I have a plan and would like to discuss it with ATS.

According to a popular re-emerging of the Prophecy of St. Malachy,
a certain Petrus Romanus will walk into Rome with sheep and claim the Papacy.

I know, it's wikipedia, but please, bear with me..



In the extreme persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit [i.e., as bishop]. Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills [i.e. Rome] will be destroyed, and the terrible judge will judge his people. The End.


So.

My Plan is to change my name to "Peter Roman" by Deed Poll,
Get a Passport in my new name,
Fly to Rome.
Buy some Sheep and walk them into the Vatican.
Claim the Papacy, as twice prophesied, under my new name.


I am so angry at the catholic church as an organisation
and would relish the oppourtunity to clean it up from the inside.

I would Revert the Church back to the core teachings of Yeshua.

Disband the control-freak-Pedo-satanic-orgnisational structures.

Use the existing infrastructure of the church as an International force for freedom and honesty.

...And best of all, stop Satan from taking over!

Well, this is my first Thread, so please go easy on me.

I can understand that this may seem like a strange twist on a serious subject,
but I assure you that I am serious.
I may be about to fulfil a prophecy made 35 and 420 years ago at the same time.

What do you think?

(Everyone would be debt-free if I was Pope)
edit on 17/2/2013 by Theflyingweldsman because: I heard a thousand blended notes, While in a grove I sate reclined, In that sweet mood when pleasant thoughts Bring sad thoughts to the mind.




posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:21 PM
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Well.. at least become fluent in Italian..

Isn't that a prereq?



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:23 PM
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reply to post by AsarAlubat
 


Nah,

Benny never spoke Italian, he did everything in Bavarian.

I'm Fluent in that.




posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:24 PM
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what if you might actually be the prophet



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:25 PM
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(Everyone would be debt-free if I was Pope)


Do you mean past or future debts? Big difference.

If I don't ever have to work again... more papal power to ya



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:28 PM
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go for it! what`s the worst that could happen, they kick you out of the vatican and serve lamb chops for lunch.



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:29 PM
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Promise you will open the archives to public viewing. I'm positive there has got to be some good $h!t collecting dust on those shelves that would go against every lie that has ever been told to us.



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:42 PM
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reply to post by IamAbeliever
 


Yes!

Everyone will know what the Templars really found under the mound....

Full Disclosure.


reply to post by Zarniwoop
 


Freedom from Debt-slavery.

What you do with the rest of your financial life is up to you, but you will enter it debt-free.

All you have to do is Be.

Ahyeah.



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 09:52 PM
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What you do with the rest of your financial life is up to you, but you will enter it debt-free.


Been there for years. You have to have to offer something better than that.

Will you change the pope hat to something more modern?

I mean... geez, that thing is ridiculous.



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 10:19 PM
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No, this guy needs to be the next pope:

Pope Jimi Hendrix I



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 10:30 PM
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reply to post by Theflyingweldsman
 


I am totally behind you.

I am pretty sure that we can use Kiva so that we can all help you with micro-loans so that you can purchase the livestock.

Have you got an outfit? Sack cloth? Muslin diaper?

How's your beard looking?




posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 11:31 PM
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reply to post by Bybyots
 


Thank you my friend.

I am skeptical of all financial debt systems, but kiva looks good at first sight.
I have listened to the words of radio-prophets on such systems.

I feel honoured to have you aboard as my principal true supporter.

I did consider a Beard of some sort,
Perhaps a Charlie chaplin moustashe with some twisted Buddhist symbolism on my clothes...
But, having recently had a Gentlemans treatment at the Turkish Barbers,
I don't even have time to grow my ear-hairs back.

Time is of the essence, my friend.
I fear that I shall not have time to grow what some may call an appropriate follicular facial attire.

I do, however have a Pope card which I still have to personalise.



.... and a new Dogma.

The twisted, confused ramblings of Paul will be outlawed, along with all those other books they have which we are not allowed to read.
I shall indroduce Discordianism as a theological disscussion,
Discordianism wiki
Principia Discordia (German)
That should keep the Vatican old boys' minds busy while I weed out the Child molesters and Egomaniacs.
The truly spiritual ones who are left shall carry out Gods work according to his Instructions-
- Their Consciences.

Yahman



posted on Feb, 17 2013 @ 11:57 PM
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reply to post by cartenz
 

Please, Sir.

This is a serious discussion, we don't have time for facepuke here.
Was that really necessary?
He doesn't even have the right name.
And probably no sheep.

I award you for your artistic contribution to this thread, a Picasso facepalm made of bacteria.




posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 12:05 AM
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I shall indroduce Discordianism as a theological disscussion,


Now I truly understand your attraction to the livestock element of this whole scheme.

Count me in, I'll meet you there, I'll be the one swinging the huge censer of incense. I'm going to get on my beard as well, or lambchop sideburns, or something.




posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 12:13 AM
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Originally posted by Theflyingweldsman
reply to post by cartenz
 

Please, Sir.

You only call people Sir on your way down in life--didnt you read Dostoevsky?


This is a serious discussion, we don't have time for facepuke here.

A serious discussion in a thread where someone claims they will be the new pope? whats different to the OP and the link; both are as likley as eachother to become pontiff.


Was that really necessary?

Obviously necessary enough for you to respond

He doesn't even have the right name.

so?

And probably no sheep.

plenty of sheep here he can have


I award you for your artistic contribution to this thread, a Picasso facepalm made of bacteria.


Why thank you. Id return the favour by sending you a Jackson Pollock of faecal matter but I'm not that crass.



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 01:03 AM
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reply to post by cartenz
 

Thank you for your well formated response Sir.
Touche.

We are all tumbling together at 273 odd miles per hour on our journey around the sun.
The Gravity of the Sun warps spacetime, so that we are essentially in freefall, together, forever.

I shall always refer to you as "Sir"?


Originally posted by cartenz
You only call people Sir on your way down in life--didnt you read Dostoevsky?


No Sir, I haven't, although im certain that you have
seen a picture on cheezburgerlolcats that had a quote from one of his books superimposed on it.
I hope you had a thoughtful moment, Sir. We all feel better after a moments contemplation.

I wish you all the best and may you overcome the challenges in your life bravely and with compassion for your family and fellow creatures.

I can haz Piece?
edit on 18/2/2013 by Theflyingweldsman because: -n



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 01:08 AM
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reply to post by Bybyots
 


Lambchops are Perfect.

Can you speak Italian?

We need an ethical Italian organic sheep-farmer.

Nag Champa Incense please!

Then we'll have the spirit of Sai Baba on our side



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 01:39 AM
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Originally posted by Theflyingweldsman
reply to post by cartenz
 

Thank you for your well formated rensponse Sir.

Thank you for your polite retort.



I can haz Piece?

Yes I will leave this thread now, as I failed to realise you were the OP when making prior posts. I still stand by my comments, however I do not wish to derail the thread.

Thank you for your time.

PS: I would like you to consider instating Ninja training for all men of the cloth; however having worked for the Jesuits once upon a time I do realise some are not as agile as would be required to under take such a physically challenging form of professional development.



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 01:43 AM
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reply to post by Zarniwoop
 

About being debt-free...


Been there for years. You have to have to offer something better than that.

That's fantastic, what could I possibly offer financially that would be better?


Will you change the pope hat to something more modern?
I mean... geez, that thing is ridiculous.

Maybe something more modern, but I would like to stay with the Dagon theme.
I think we should continue to pay homage to past deities,
We do live within the boundarys of water.
We exist, in the fine sliver that we call civilisation, between freshwater and wastewater.
So I think the theme is very fitting, but yes, If you have any Ideas, this is an Open Source Project.
Please, feel free to share any righteous contribution.

We walk on the path of righteousness.
Carefully avoiding the dirty boulevards of self-righteousness.

Ayeman.



posted on Feb, 18 2013 @ 01:54 AM
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reply to post by cartenz
 


Thank you for your time.

And yours, Sir.
As for your intelligent and courteous reply,
you have redeemed yourself.


PS: I would like you to consider instating Ninja training for all men of the cloth; however having worked for the Jesuits once upon a time I do realise some are not as agile as would be required to under take such a physically challenging form of professional development.

Now that is an excellent suggestion.

I'm thinking Tai chi and Aikido.

Ayeman.






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