posted on Jan, 21 2013 @ 05:12 PM
I just cant hide my intentions any longer. I am the LEADER of the "Big sparkly feminist gay rainbow" agenda and i want to share with you my
evil plans in hope that you will all be brainwashed into joining the fabulous cause.
First off, We often get accused of destroying the "traditional family"
This is bang on the money. At first i couldn't believe that someone had worked it out, then i came across a video of a guy talking about how one of
my mates from the Rothschild's had blabbed! We had worked so hard in brain washing women to fight for equal rights, like being able to vote, own
property and acquire credit without a man, i was gutted that he decided to tell this random guy everything! Well let me tell you, when we were having
our monthly lunch at our evil secret headquarters i did NOT speak to him! Totally gave him the silent treatment!
An additional aim of ours is to enslave men. This has been a process of emasculation which was made so much easier with so many stupid women
brainwashed into thinking they didn't want to have a family. We've effectively stopped "men from being men" by making them out to be "stupid" on
adverts and making sure they feel less empowered by not having a subordinate wife/girlfriend. Another method has been to create games such as COD so
that secretly they can feel like they're in control by cussing at a 6 year old kid for absolutely slaughtering them virtually! By giving women a
choice to be independent we have ensured that men no longer have a voice in society (somehow) made sure they dont feel on equal terms (somehow) and
that they can never be called men (coz were just THAT good)
Our current biggest challenge is the "Gay agenda"
Now, i dont mean to brag but... We've made a hell of a lot of progress with lady gaga on the scene. Who knew you could turn people gay with music?
We've seen so many people come out of the closet, Narnia is practically empty and we've had to open up a hell of a lot more bars & YMCA's to cope.
The most effective ways to turn someone gay is to:
- Make it seem trendy. If they see you having a good time chasing the same sex, they'll be much more willing to get on board.
- Making sure there music collection has teh latest lady gaga album. Remove anything anti-gay such as "The west borough baptists favourite Christmas
hymns" Anything by Kanye West is encouraged because he is gay.
- Eye contact is especially useful. Staring into the eyes of the homosexual will without a doubt implant the seeds of gayness. Soon they will start
having erotic thoughts of Elton John/*insert famous lesbian here*
- Gay parents. Big focus right now, As soon as we've stolen marriage (like naughty little kids) from heterosexual couples, we'll push for gay
parenting and then make it so that ONLY gay people can be classed as parents. Then everyone will start turning gay and the world will end!
Thank god most of the population is to stupid and liberal to catch on to our super secret evil plan!
All i really want to do with my life is to destroy the "traditional family" and make everyone homosexual so that the human species dies out.
Who's with me!?
I apologise if this isnt that funny, just blowing some steam off (Y)