You may approach. ...No need to bow

I am the spider on the wall but now the spider wants to join the flood of grotesque life refreshing ongoing conversations.

spin my web and catch all the wisdom, lies and hidden truths thats oozing down the wall

Cake [dih-vur-zhuhn]

My father gave me these hints on speech making: Be sincere ... be brief ... be seated.
- James Roosevelt

After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.
- Evelyn Anderson

I want to blow your mind

reply to post by Spacespider


Welcome to ATS...a mind blown...is a mind shown....blow away....

Des

reply to post by Spacespider


awesome and Welcome!!!!!!!

You seem pretty interesting with just your intro!

I'm Natalia and hope you enjoy your stay here.

Pssst-are you Boris the spider?

Welcome to ATS.
Ward 8 is straight ahead and turn left.
When you get there the electrodes will be attached to your head.Good luck.
See you around the site.

Originally posted by Spacespider

I am the spider on the wall but now the spider wants to join the flood of grotesque life refreshing ongoing conversations.

spin my web and catch all the wisdom, lies and hidden truths thats oozing down the wall

Cake [dih-vur-zhuhn]

My father gave me these hints on speech making: Be sincere ... be brief ... be seated.
- James Roosevelt

After such an introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I'm going to say.
- Evelyn Anderson

I want to blow your mind

I have a fly swatter at the ready.

And, "oh what wicked webs we weave, when we practice to decieve."

ATS will eat you up, with your mindset, just in your title alone.

reply to post by Spacespider


Hi there Peter Parker and Welcome to ATS !!!

Or....errr.....maybe I didn't read that properly....

Well, Welcome just the same !!!

Good thing you're not the spider on my wall, you'd be dead.
Hello and welcome!

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What an introduction. Whoa! Mind blown. Welcome to ATS. I am interested in reading your future threads.

"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
Open locks to wheomever knocks."
-Bill Shakespeare

Welcome.

reply to post by Destinyone


Thanks for the warm welcome Des, I will not hesitate to spread my naked deepest thoughts along with destructive impact and a zip of humor

Here is a personal cake just for you

reply to post by natalia


Thanks for that welcome..
No im not boris the spider, I googled him to see who it was.
Nice music, it calms my mind
www.youtube.com...

Here is a personal cake just for you

reply to post by glen200376


Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit

Thanks for the welcome

here is cake

reply to post by Sissel


A sound head, an honest heart, and an humble spirit are the three best guides through time and to eternity”

Go ahead and eat me, its rich with knowledge

cake ?

reply to post by SonoftheSun


Thanks man !

You spent time on me writing this welcome.. I send you love


AND cake

reply to post by Night Star


Im not, im in space, waiting for humanity to grow up
Thanks for the welcome

Here.. eat this

reply to post by Spacespider


Don't worry, I don't think anyone here will bow to you... I know I wont anyway

That said, welcome to ATS. Glad to have you aboard and look forward to seeing you around

reply to post by JohnnyAnonymous


Thanks for the wizdom, bless you for helping the new kids out
I hope they pay you well

If they dont, here is a virtual cake

Originally posted by Spacespider
reply to post by Sissel

 

A sound head, an honest heart, and an humble spirit are the three best guides through time and to eternity”

Go ahead and eat me, its rich with knowledge

LOL..............


wiki.answers.com... _you_are_sleep

in your whole life you will swallow at least 80 bugs and spiders while your sleeping. you do the math! divide that by how old you are.

Hiding in cake now are ya?

reply to post by ShadowGhost


THANKS
If you got a open mind and ready to dive into the world of the bizzare
you will like my comming threads

and perhaps you will like this to