Nibiru to appear during forthcoming eclipse, photos and nasa confession!

Hello, my name is Vanessa Winterbottom, i am working for Nasa, head of the eurpoean department.

I am making a statement which will be televised tomorrow for all the stations.

During the forthcoming eclipse next month, another planet, which will appear the same size as the sun initially, will appear..
This will cause tidal waves, earthquakes and tsunamis on earth.
The next couple of months will be life changing on earth, very little if anything will survive, during the huge pounding earth will take, as nibiru affects earth`s magnetic field, and heavily ignites the suns` power, sending huge sunspots and chunks of lethal radiation heading towards earth.

This is it, by the end of december of this year 2012, earth will cease to exist.

Tomorrow a full statement will be made to all the major tv channels.

I am sorry

Vanessa Winterbottom

Originally posted by vanessaw
I am making a statement which will be televised tomorrow for all the stations.

no you are not.

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Don't believe you work for NASA nor do I believe Nibiru will be announced on "all stations" tomorrow.

As you said, I am sorry.

As a NASA employee, you should realize that other planets orbits would have been affected by this nonexistent planet, which they haven't.

And you had to make an account on ATS to warn us? Nice. Oh and don't be sorry, not your fault.

I jus love threads like these.


Doom porn.

*giggidy*

The OPs done gone all in on this one. I'm pretty sure this is an account we'll never see used again.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!!!

At least until Monday...

Then we'll be looking for the next thread announcing the thing that will KILL US ALLLLL!!!!

Just realized, you left out the photos with your deceptive post.

Originally posted by vanessaw
Hello, my name is Vanessa Winterbottom, i am working for Nasa, head of the eurpoean department.

I am making a statement which will be televised tomorrow for all the stations.

During the forthcoming eclipse next month, another planet, which will appear the same size as the sun initially, will appear..
This will cause tidal waves, earthquakes and tsunamis on earth.
The next couple of months will be life changing on earth, very little if anything will survive, during the huge pounding earth will take, as nibiru affects earth`s magnetic field, and heavily ignites the suns` power, sending huge sunspots and chunks of lethal radiation heading towards earth.

This is it, by the end of december of this year 2012, earth will cease to exist.

Tomorrow a full statement will be made to all the major tv channels.

I am sorry

Vanessa Winterbottom

Even if something like this was to go by, no one would know what it would cause until it happens....I call BS...

And welcome to ATS.



As a side note, there are plenty of freelance astronomers who would of seen something like that in space already....another Nibru (sp) thread I see coming....lol

Whilst i appreciate the responses, i once again have to confirm that my original post is the case, i am sorry to have brought it up b ut it must be said.

My husband bernard who also works for nasa, will go live on air mid-day UK time, to announce the findings

Once again, it is time to pray to your God or whoever you believe in, because only a miracle will save mankind

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Why do hoaxers always use such silly names!
Makes me laugh without fail. Winterbottom lol. Good one.

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Bernard?



Bingo.

Does your husband Bernard like schnitzel?
These threads are always very entertaining!
jacygirl

Maybe you should ask "bernard" why NASA isn't instead making the announcement from the USA, then, since that is its base.

Vanessa Winterbottom?

I have read your work under your pen name of Vannie Coldbutt.

Hello Bern-adette.....now you can foe me...

Des

Bernard you just don't give up do you ....and just waaay too obvious. Sad really.

Originally posted by TheBlackDog
Bernard you just don't give up do you ....and just waaay too obvious. Sad really.

At least he tried a sex change operation this time.... Getting more creative, I'd say...kinda....a little...

Des

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Maybe you should save your own !$$. You don't have much time Mrs. Winterbottom!!!!

if that's even your real name...

Hey Bernard,

Long time no I see you are still at it....



Good old Bernard....Thread gone in 3...2...1...