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Originally posted by iphear
i am new

I am old.

But like a carton of milk, I just get lumpy and clotted and smell bad with age.

(um. . . . that didn't come out right.)

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Originally posted by iphear
i am new

Were you made in a womb or an incubator? I am surprised you can type so soon, seeing as you are new!

Welcome to ATS and welcome to Earth! Enjoy!

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