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Kim Kardashian's Butt Explodes on Flight - uh oh

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posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:27 PM
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Tragedy struck Kim Kardashian last night on a private flight from New Jersey to Las Vegas. Her left butt cheek exploded.

The implant burst and her cheek immediately began to sag. Pilots cleared the runway for an emergency landing at North Las Vegas Airport.

“Reggie’s always been a sneaking guy. Remember the Bush Push? Well, somehow he snuck into the hotel we were staying at in New Jersey, knocked us out with rufies or something and then injected some explosive serum into her left butt cheek. They he paid off the pilots and had them fly too high. The man is sick jealous!”


I know the reputation the source has, but sometimes I still wonder how they get away with what they do...



Oh yeah, in other news I guess dinosaurs played with marbles...



weeklyworldnews.com...




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:34 PM
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And yet, the source is still more reputable than most here on ATS.



As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt.


It could happen......it could.



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:35 PM
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Originally posted by OccamAssassin
And yet, the source is still more reputable than most here on ATS.



As she reached for her third deep-fried Oreo cookie, she felt a “bang” in her butt.


It could happen......it could.


I actually believe that part.




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:38 PM
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Say it ain't so!
I love that butt.










posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by kdog1982
Say it ain't so!
I love that butt.









I used to, but judging from a recent picture it actually does look like it exploded..



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posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:45 PM
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I actually believe that part.


Yeah, I think if scientific analysis was performed on her g-string.....the cause of the "bang" could be found.

Though I pity the forensic team that has to collect that "field data".



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:46 PM
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I just like big butts,I can not lie..........




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:52 PM
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I was wondering when this would happen.

That's right Kim...spend more of Kanye's money.



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by OccamAssassin
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I actually believe that part.


Yeah, I think if scientific analysis was performed on her g-string.....the cause of the "bang" could be found.

Though I pity the forensic team that has to collect that "field data".


Sign me up.

Anything for science.




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 06:57 PM
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does it mean i'm cool if i don't know who kim kardasian is?ah well anyway
reading this thread i lost alot of brain cell's.
i'm forever in your debt.



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:00 PM
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Sad part is I find that you can beleave as much from that rag as much as from main stream media



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:02 PM
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Sign me up. Anything for science.


I think I'll pass....people like that are like buses.......almost everyone rides them at one time or another and the road noise is deafening.



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:03 PM
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Originally posted by Rikku
does it mean i'm cool if i don't know who kim kardasian is?ah well anyway
reading this thread i lost alot of brain cell's.
i'm forever in your debt.


Ah yes, go earn some back in the latest Nibiru/NWO/Reptilian Overlord/God thread. Sorry for wasting your time...




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:09 PM
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thats ok, i was gonna kill them with cheap wine anyway.
i'm sure they would prefer kim's exploding butt.



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:10 PM
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If this is true then you've made my day i cannot stand that woman




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:13 PM
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Originally posted by Rikku
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thats ok, i was gonna kill them with cheap wine anyway.
i'm sure they would prefer kim's exploding butt.


Which is ironically filled with cheap wine.




posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:16 PM
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I cannot abide women who think men are on this earth to serve them i bet she can't even
fry an egg..I want a real woman not a plastic exploding fake ..



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:19 PM
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Mind you if they were to ever land in that plane in the sea she would be ok with lips
like that as she could float to the surface lol...



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 07:45 PM
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this thread needs a:

WHO CARES,
ITS BS,

and

GET A LIFE!

peace



posted on Oct, 14 2012 @ 08:14 PM
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