posted on Sep, 22 2012 @ 12:15 PM
We've all been there, staggering around pissed as a bastard in the dark, trying to find a wall to lean on so we could empty an overstretched bladder
without falling down. And we've all failed to negotiate this task, at least once, I would have thought. This poor drunken fool certainly failed, in an
Not really his fault though, is it? If I had 70,000 chickens I would have locked them up a bit more securely. Any old chump with a hankering for some
feathery fun could have got in, and intentionally abused those chickens, in any number of unthinkable ways. Thankfully, they didn't suffer in any
sexually explicit, or murderous scenario. Just an accident waiting to happen.
And now this incapably incapacitated, but intentionally innocent piss soaked pillock will be forever branded as a poultry botherer. A feathery Fred,
whose accidental exploits caused 70,000 untimely and ultimately avoidable deaths.
Sucks to be that guy.
edit on 22-9-2012 by BadBeast because: dis-satisfaction with specific wording.