Get Crazy

Maybe, sites like ATS can exist because in reality the establishment believes none of us can come close to figuring out what's actually going on.

The true situation is just too ridiculous compared to what is commonly believed.

So, I thought I'd make a thread asking members to propose the craziest conspiracy theory they can think of.

Something like, Parrots actually rule the world through psychic power.

Or, something that isn't quite THAT crazy but is never proposed. Like, an alliance between Native American and African shaman control everything.

I don't know, anyone want to post something crazy and original?

Evidence need not be considered.

reply to post by PatrickGarrow17


The craziest most bizarre conspiracy theory that I can think of is that there is no conspiracy. None what so ever. Just random events tied together by chance encounters and coincidences.

Now doesn't that sound just nutty?

reply to post by PatrickGarrow17


The reality is that Santa Claus pretty much runs everything. His Elves are aliens. The Reindeer are genetically engineered. Every year all of the worlds elite meet to pay tribute to him. His only real rival is Hanukkah Harry who is an alien from a very far off galaxy and has a flying saucer shaped like a dradle.

Don't even get me started about the easter bunny and the tooth fairy...

oh to be 14 again!!!!

If you want to know the craziest conspiracy theory's out there.. Just watch Ancient aliens..



That show has seriously gotten ridiculous..

Bernard Schnitzel...actually, is the owner of ATS....

Des

Originally posted by Destinyone
Bernard Schnitzel...actually, is the owner of ATS....

Des

That would be a epic turn of events..

reply to post by PatrickGarrow17


Well obviously the Native Americans and the African Shaman are in on the great deception!

The reptilians and the spider people seeded them on this planet before they entered an intergalactic war with each other which resulted in the destruction of the true fifth planet of our solar system (where our astroid belt is now located) which was destroyed in the final days of the war. I believe the planets name was "Yujouarbaugnephep".

It was on that planet where they created the Obama-bot millions years ago so he could one day rise during the age of the Harvest of Souls where he is to devour our essence and enter the dimensional time vortex at the crystal core of earth to free the spider people from their prison (who were put there by the Yeti creatures of Glendon 7 by they way).

However if you switch to an all vegan diet and never wear the color blue, Obama will not be able to take your soul.... REMEMBER THIS!!!!!! IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!

I gotta go now, there are two men with head dresses outside and I think they are from the Native American gambling casino a little way away from here....they must have found me out!!!!

They put fluoride in the water to make us unaware that this:


is actually this:


and none of us are any wiser...

Originally posted by crazyguy2012
reply to post by PatrickGarrow17

 

The reality is that Santa Claus pretty much runs everything. His Elves are aliens. The Reindeer are genetically engineered. Every year all of the worlds elite meet to pay tribute to him. His only real rival is Hanukkah Harry who is an alien from a very far off galaxy and has a flying saucer shaped like a dradle.

Don't even get me started about the easter bunny and the tooth fairy...

YOU don't believe in SANTA ...for shame, coal for you next Xmas!