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Originally posted by Destinyone
Bernard Schnitzel...actually, is the owner of ATS....
Originally posted by crazyguy2012
reply to post by PatrickGarrow17
The reality is that Santa Claus pretty much runs everything. His Elves are aliens. The Reindeer are genetically engineered. Every year all of the worlds elite meet to pay tribute to him. His only real rival is Hanukkah Harry who is an alien from a very far off galaxy and has a flying saucer shaped like a dradle.
Don't even get me started about the easter bunny and the tooth fairy...