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A mob of leprechauns reportedly carried out a vicious attack in the city of Seattle.
The Daily Mail took it even further saying “Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.”
Gawker’s reporter stated “Following the recent proliferation of zombie-related news stories, it appears America has now moved on to attacks by other fantastical characters.”
While obviously the leprechaun frenzy in Seattle is far less serious that the horrendous crimes committed under the influence of “bath salts” the media’s reaction to this Seattle man’s claims is something to behold.
A mob of leprechauns reportedly carried out a vicious attack in the city of Seattle. The victim of the attack claims a group of leprechauns beat him up in a Belltown area bar for dancing with the wrong girl. The police arrived to the bar to find the man covered in blood and screaming in pain. When the officers asked him who had attacked him he said “It was a bunch of leprechauns.”
A witness at the scene confirmed a group of men beat him up.
After weeks of media fixation on the “Zombie Apocalypse” fueled by the synthetic drug “bath salts” it seems the media are becoming obsessed with this leprechauns. Gawker’s reporter stated “Following the recent proliferation of zombie-related news stories, it appears America has now moved on to attacks by other fantastical characters.” They joked “The leprechauns have yet to be apprehended. Be vigilant all ye travelers.”
The Daily Mail took it even further saying “Just as the Zombie threat appears to finally be lifting it seems America could be at the mercy of an even deadlier menace.”
Originally posted by bphi1908
reply to post by ColoradoJens
OK, my bad... I agree with you.
News in this day and age is to entertain not inform, this article highlights that fact very well.
When the officers asked him who had attacked him he said “It was a bunch of leprechauns.”
Originally posted by Forgoten_Whisper
reply to post by ColoradoJens
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a while!! Thanks for the laugh, I really needed it.
When the officers asked him who had attacked him he said “It was a bunch of leprechauns.”
When I read this I lost it. Had a mental image of one of my brothers trying this one.
S&F for a good laughedit on 24-6-2012 by Forgoten_Whisper because: (no reason given)