6 tell tale signs of Zombie Epidemic

I just needed to chime in here, as everyone seems to have forgotten last weeks news with this weeks headlines. Is it me, or has everyone forgotten about that "Russian Zombie gun"? You hear about its existence a while back, now there's a bunch of irrational homicides involving people eating other people and similar events. Think what you want about the situation, but given the current condition of things in the US, I can't help, but to wonder..