Can we get a Zombie Apocalypse forum please ?

With strange new viruses popping up , people eating one another in the streets , and nut jobs cutting parts of there body off to throw at police officers , I think it safe to say that the time has come for a zombie apocalypse forum !

So can we have one , pretty please ?

While there is still time of course

reply to post by Max_TO


I was watching Resident Evil Aftermath, and the virus started in Japan. Maybe the radiation is taking its toll on the world slowly...

Cardio...

Don't forget about cardio.

reply to post by SLAYER69

Cardio... Don't forget about cardio.

That should be a prerequisite for Zombie battling.

reply to post by SLAYER69


How right you are my old friend !

Originally posted by KonquestAbySS
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Cardio... Don't forget about cardio.

That should be a prerequisite for Zombie battling.

It is!

[SNIP]

reply to post by Wookiep


Thankfully I am not a fatty lol
And on a side note , I just bought myself a motercycle because lets face it , running is just no fun .

reply to post by Max_TO


Lets hope that fatties become zombies so I can jump over fences and do things they can't like run and be agile....Last thing I need is a Zombie Usain Bolt running after me.

reply to post by KonquestAbySS


If its a fatty Zombie, just distract it with a donut.

Toss a big ol' ball of glazed goodness in one direction and run in the other...

However - do NOT do this in the presence of Police Officers...we need all the firepower we can get remaining completely focussed....

reply to post by alien


Now that was good

Second line , wait for it

I must say the title had me laughing like I hadn't all day!
Seriously we don't have a Zombie - yet. Perhaps a
Cannibal forum to start.

Said forum would denote that ATS either believes, or promotes, such possibilities. That's not quite up to the standards that ATS upholds.

There are several good forums already in place:

Rant.

Chit Chat.

2012.

World War 3.

The Hoax Bin.

You get the idea.

I get the feeling it would probably fall more in line with global disasters lol

reply to post by KonquestAbySS


That's going to freaking suck if the Zombies happen, and they are like the 28 Weeks Later Zombies. If that happens we are #ed because Zombies aren't ever going to tire and run out of stamina..

Good Idea

Originally posted by alien
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If its a fatty Zombie, just distract it with a donut.

where does one go about procuring meat donuts...

reply to post by Max_TO


i concur.. there needs to be an exclusive zompoc forum here on ats

reply to post by prevenge


Meat doughnut

Perhaps a good stock investment in these troubled times ?

reply to post by Druid42

Said forum would denote that ATS either believes, or promotes, such possibilities. That's not quite up to the standards that ATS upholds.

Oh get over yourself. ATS believes tons of ridiculous things. The zombie reporting thrend is going to die out, and I agree we don't need a forum for it anyway, but LOL at standards. Do you have a Deny Ignorance tattoo?

Diseases and Pandemics

Am I required to post a second line when the title is a direct question whereby the answer only takes the 1st line?