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Originally posted by UsVsThem5upra
reply to post by jude11
I think the added kicker would be in the fine print at the bottom of his ad:
'May become hulking green mammoth if angered'
edit on 29-5-2012 by UsVsThem5upra because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by argentus
There's a gentleman that lives near me named Norman. He is the only human being I've ever encountered that is completely incapable of whispering. No, really......... he can't do it.
I just returned from walking down the road to de store to get tinned milk. He was sitting out front, and Norman rants about whatever is on his mind at the moment.
I did a bad thing. I tried to get him interested in Shakespear.
He may never stop, and I'm sure his take on Hamlet can be heard for miles around. I truly believe this is a talent going to waste.