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To Be 6 Again!

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posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:21 PM
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To Be 6 Again!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to
have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a
chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.


He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six
again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f--ing jerk!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.




posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:28 PM
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The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.


Itake it you are not a man.



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:31 PM
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Haha, oh it's good to have a laugh...

All in seriousness though, the whole time I thought she meant she wanted to be 6 again as in the "6" position in 69..



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:32 PM
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Oh that ending was too funny.

G1




posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:33 PM
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Originally posted by swan001



The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.


Itake it you are not a man.


Nah, but my kids would probably argue that point.

brats!



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:35 PM
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Originally posted by TheProphetMark
Haha, oh it's good to have a laugh...

All in seriousness though, the whole time I thought she meant she wanted to be 6 again as in the "6" position in 69..


Well, my mind didn't even go there!



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:36 PM
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Originally posted by sad_eyed_lady

Originally posted by swan001



The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.


Itake it you are not a man.


Nah, but my kids would probably argue that point.

brats!


Why is that? Are you transsexual


Jk, it's the joke forums after all xD



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:38 PM
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Originally posted by sad_eyed_lady

Originally posted by TheProphetMark
Haha, oh it's good to have a laugh...

All in seriousness though, the whole time I thought she meant she wanted to be 6 again as in the "6" position in 69..


Well, my mind didn't even go there!


Well, I knew it was a joke so I thought of everything a 6 could possible while reading it but once I got to the end, I suppose it took me by a suprise. Guess this wasn't a dirty joke after all.



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:44 PM
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Originally posted by TheProphetMark

Originally posted by sad_eyed_lady

Originally posted by swan001



The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.


Itake it you are not a man.


Nah, but my kids would probably argue that point.

brats!


Why is that? Are you transsexual


Jk, it's the joke forums after all xD


No, I fell off the fashion train years ago. I'm not into jewelry, make-up and all that other feminine stuff.
My mom calls me "Plain Jane" (how sweet). At 93 she could tone it down a bit IMO. Maybe, that why I am the way I am.

transsexual ????? more like non-sexual



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 09:54 PM
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Well if your mother is really 93..
Then I'm going to assume you're in your 60s maybe 50s..

And of coarse you wouldn't be into those things at that age, but hey; don't ever forget you were always beautiful from the moment you were born to the die you die and after. Besides, it's nice somebody doesn't have to use makeup and all that other crap to try and make themselves look better than what they really are.



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 10:16 PM
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Hey, thank you for the kind words. You are a wise person.
Good guess of the age thing. I'm 57.



posted on Apr, 20 2012 @ 10:29 PM
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No problem


And I'm sure you are much wiser than I am. With age, comes widsom



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