What do you think of this alternative beginning tale?

In the real beginning a Goddess magically popped into existing.

She immediately created a kinky paradise (the first universe) for Herself and Her Offspring on the way.

You see, She, after having magically popped in existing, became pregnant automatically without need of a mate, and gave birth to a God.

This God would be both Her Son and Her Lover-Mate in that kinky paradise, where there are also Her ingeniusly created, not-actually-alive people for Her (Goddess) and Her Son (God) to enjoy sex and fetishes with as well.

Later on They both co-created the second universe which is this one (known as a hell), where God (the Goddess' only Son) got sent to earth, stripped of His omnipotence and omniscience, to live amongst other not-actually-alive people, for three periods of time.

The Goddess attends to Her Son in supernatural ways from time to time.

Other than that, She mainly resides in the first universe.

Meanwhile, God's time in the second universe is almost over.

reply to post by WarJohn


Way to go, good job creating a thread boasting in your ignorance.

This doesn't deserve a reply.

reply to post by Iason321


So why did you reply? that just goes to show your ignorance. More importantly if you didnt like it then why did you keep reading? if you believe in god then you should know he made humans not trolls

Originally posted by Iason321
reply to post by WarJohn

 

Way to go, good job creating a thread boasting in your ignorance.

This doesn't deserve a reply.

actually the ignorance is in your reply

the OP is merely an off the cuff rendering of a story found in many mythologies
tiamat/absu
gaia/ouranos
isis/horus[who becomes osiris]

reply to post by DerepentLEstranger


Wrong again, son of man.

This guy has a history of starting troll threads and stirring up strife on the religion/faith/theology forum.

Originally posted by Iason321
reply to post by DerepentLEstranger

 

Wrong again, son of man.

This guy has a history of starting troll threads and stirring up strife on the religion/faith/theology forum.

lol so you're still butthurt about last nights trolling by ninja[buncha numbers]
and are now on a crusade against the Heathen Trolls


here's a quote:

don't feed the trolls

try walking a mile in another's shoes
your evangelical efforts might be construed to be trolling as well to some

especially when you're laying on the anathema
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