posted on Apr, 16 2012 @ 07:47 PM
The first time I ever had a last time, that was the first time for that, but that - the first last time - was along time ago. Then there was the
first time I realized I actually had a first time for a last time, but that was way, way, way, last time. I keep hearing it said that there is a
first time for everything, but I'm not sure I have enough time to first time everything. Somethings I am absolutely certain about certain times I do
not ever want any first time, and then there are first times I thought I wanted until I got them, only to realize that would be the last time I ever
did that. The first time I ever did something I never wanted to do again was pretty long ago too. I'm not so sure exactly when or what was that
first time I knew would be the last time, but it was a long time ago...I don't know maybe it was broccoli, or spinach! Probably spinach, but it
could've been strained carrots, but it was something like that I'm sure.
You know what? This is the first time I've posted in an internet forum a post all about the first time I posted this kind of thing on an internet
forum. As I'm doing this, I got to tell you, this ain't nowhere near like broccoli, spinach or strained carrots were, so maybe this won't be the last
time, if you know what I mean. God, I can't remember the last time I did what was right off the bat the last time I did that. Of course, that's a
first for me...not being able to remember the last time I had a first time that was also the last time, and to tell you the truth I can't even
remember the first time I realized I couldn't remember the first time I had both that and a last time, but I guess, it was some time ago.
Well now, that's a first! I just realized that this is the first time I realized that figuring about how I am going to figure out when the last time
I had a first time is kind of getting in the way of me just having a first time, except that, as I pointed out, this thought right here was a first.
I guess what I'm saying is that while I don't think this will be the last time I venture into this thread, right now maybe it is best I bid adieu, and
find a journey, a voyage, a new first time.
edit on 16-4-2012 by Jean Paul Zodeaux because: (no reason given)