Well Hello there, we were wondering when the flight from Finland would come in.. and then here you are and thats fantastic! So glad you found us and
decided to sign up. Now if you'll put your bags and luggage over to the side, have a seat and relax, I'll start your 25 cent presentation.
Are you all relaxed and comfy now? Good, here we go (Johnny cues and points to the projectionist to start)
To save yourself a lot of searching and even possible future heartache and frustration, please review the below....
For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send & receive (PM's)
to Staff only for now.
Once you have achieved 20 posts, you will then be able to start your own threads in the appropriate forums and additionally send & receive messages to
and from fellow ATS members.
Some handy links, links and more links.
Index of Important ATS Related Threads
Start Here - ATS Freshmans Forum
Hey new members!! Come here if you need advice
Starting a New Thread ?... Look Here First
Terms & Conditions Of Use (Please read)
Rules for Avatars and Mini-Profile Background images
Be sure to try out our Ask ATS
with the 'topic' search words of your choice. I'm sure you will find many
threads to pick from to add your thoughts and opinions too.
AboveTopSecret is much like a theme park with many, many rides, so with that said...
Here's a few thoughts before getting onto any one of the 1000's of topical rides at Above Top Secret (ATS), the world's largest Civil & Unique
Please check out those links posted above before getting on one of the rides. This will save you a lot of future stress,
frustration and possible action by one of your friendly neighborhood Mods!
Please be sure to act like an 'civil' adult and are at least this tall to get on any of the rides, (Johnny stretches his arm
Please remember that some members are very passionate and vocal depending on what ride your all on. You should be mentally
fit, stable and have a strong stomach for theories, conjecture, research and evidence presented that may be contrary to your own.
Please be "open-minded" enough to understand that sometimes the ride isn't always what you might expect. Be aware you also
might end up learning something new and 'out-of-the-box' before you get off the ride.
Please note that at times the ride gets overly-heated and "it's strongly suggested" to get off the ride to regroup one's
thoughts before continuing. This will also help guarantee that the ride will move forward without getting derailed or explode into a fiery
Please have fun! But be aware that if you act in an uncivil-like manner, use profanity, intentially spread a hoax and/or get
verbally abusive, you will be removed off the ride by a Moderator. This is not only for your safety, but also for those both young and old on the ride
So buckle up, keep your arms within the ride's comfort zone, have fun and "Deny Ignorance"...!