New Long List of Words That Make You A Terrorist

I'll be using them LOTS! That is a great list to remind me of catching their attention and then telling them all off!!!!!

I think we all need to be sure we're on that red list, billions of us!

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hahaha yeah i found it on facebook in occupy the world, but there wasnt a link to a news forum... so lol i pasted it everywhere and if i find the link ill add it in the commments, it was toooooo funny not to post LOL besides what great reading material we will have now that this is here ;D

soooo funny

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just think, everyone that says "face" book or looks for info on the "flu"


im pretty sure anyone named "bob"

: its insane i think it does a wonderful job of covering everyone but its missing C4 and fertilizer

By the way the list lacks the word TERRORIST itself...

Guess I better curb my retinal fetish lest I be whisked away. 'Snuffle' is my favorite word on that list by far.

I don't really get 'Bubba the Love Sponge' but I can't stop laughing.

How 'bout providing a link OP?

Otherwise, where did these words come from? Some are just to common of words to imagine being of ANY significance at all.

Link?

Out of that long list, I can't help but wonder if the comma separating these two words is meant to be there..."Anonymous, Sex" - Far more interesting if it's a typo.

Elvis, Executive, ninja, TIE, Tie-fighter, 69, Time, Cable & Wireless, ETA, Porno, Fax, Harvard, replay, redheads, RX-7, explicit, FLAME, Pornstars, AVN, Playboy, Sex, 20, toad, fish,Locks, Nerd, fangs, Austin, press-release, Indigo, Bubba the Love Sponge, AT&T, Texas, supercomputer, basement, ID,IDEA, garbage, market, beef, utopia, orthodox, Nike, Atlas,Face, Pixar, BOSS, Aladdin, chosen, PRIME................

Just a small portion of absurd key terms I found on that list. If they honestly used all those terms to flag someone, that's paranoia overkill.

If they were to just look for anyone that types the name of a gun or weapon, they'd probably spend years sifting through Call of Duty forums.

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I would suggest everyone with a facebook, twitter, myspace, google buzz, etc. account write 20 lines of text using at least 30 of those words. If everyone does it, everyone must be a terrorist according to their interpretation.

They tell us to turn in neighbors, if you see something say something, etc. Well HTF are you supposed to tell the jackasses if you are not supposed to use the words? The whole idea of some of these words being "terrorist" words is just plain stupid. It must have something to do with government trying to create an Idiocracy. BTW, see the movie Idiocracy, it's where were headed real fast.

Cheers - Dave

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Seems that if you use Google to search for anything except dancing cats and porn, then you're a terrorist.

Is there a reason you listed FBI twice? How many terrorists are you?


oops, I guess porn is out too. I think terrorists like dancing cat videos too. They should just add the whole English dictionary to the list.

Better safe than sorry, right?

Originally posted by lordnightstalker
Those words don't "make you a terrorist" Neither does keeping food or having a gun etc, etc, et al

What it does mean is if picked up on by let's say an automated computer system you might get flagged and a human will then decide weather or not to investigate you or not, which aside from some potentially embarrassing privacy issues which no one is really a fan of, it really doesn't matter unless you are a kook, personally I really don't mind so much if some spook checks out my computer because I have technology interests, I love these subjects, mostly because what the military builds has future implications for civilian life down the road and for investment reasons if I ever have any money lol or just planning my future it's good to know these things. But you know what, some spook can see my porn stash lol if it stops some nut from blowing up a building or worse, after all I might have the crap luck of being in that building, they don't care about my daily life rofl, i'm not running for office where it can be used against me, if some computer system picks me up for talking about chemistry or hardware or whatever, well Good, some other jerk talking about the same thing might be cooking up Ricin in his moms basement, sadly people of that nature have actually been on this site before.

Bottom line, if your actually not the droids they are looking for you have nothing to worry about.

You are a perfect example of the brainwashed droids they ARE looking for. That is, to keep the system running. Pay no attention to those secret police disappearing your neighbors. It's not a police state. It doesn't really matter unless you're a kook, right? If you're not doing anything wrong, you've got nothing to worry about, right?

Wow.

Excuse me? What kind of bull is this?
I can't use my own name anymore, according to this list?

There are several female names on there, what should we do now, make up a new name? Galactishia?

Maybe we should also change all our papers like passports, id cards, driver license.
And never, ever! use our own name on the net again!

What's next, a number tatooed on our forearm?

Besides, OP

I don't see a link or any other source regarding this posting, could you supply one please?

Otherwise, I just have to assume that this was "made up" by someone trying to be funny or seeking attention.

Thank you!

The list is bull-crap and soon to be discovered as a hoax - really: "3"? "20"? No.Way.

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What is ATS coming to when ignorant idiots can post this sort of nonsense and get away with it.
But what is worse is that some people her believe this stuff and post answers!
Moderators - do something or do you want to see this site degenerate into a complete farce and fiasco?

Source please!!

I dont believe this! The list includes:

Secure Internet Connections
White House
15kg
Police
Pornstars
Playboy
Sex
Austin
Weekly World News
Zen
ABC
Cowboy
1911
Chealsea

Come on, really??

Anyways, with free speech and all, shouldnt it be the guys making those list, that was arrested??

If you believe in the constitution, then why do you allow those terrorist to destroy the world??

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It allready happen, and some of the moderators seems to pretty happy about it...

Deny ignorance?? that statement is a big fat lie!!

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I immediately thought of the millions of COD players and how many times I've searched for redhead porn.

They are right you know, using those words does make us make us terrorists.................In there f****d up view of the society that is! Its about time people started to stand up to these totalitarian Orwellian scum. Start with destroying there cameras, i would also overwhelm there emergency response lines with bogus calls(Police only, we needs the fire service and ambulances later), then pick a relavent target(any command and control centre will do) and burn it to the ground. If a couple of thousand people done this at the same time over a few nights the bastards would have to sit up and take notice! Freedom is being eroded from society everyday, little by little! We need to take our freedom back coz trust me, i will not be given back once they have it all!

Ile give you some examples

1- Cant drink in the street, there reason is to stop the neds causing a public disturbance
who the hell are they to tell anyone what they can do in public if no one is causing a disturbance!

2- Cant smoke in a pub, there reason is second hand smoke may cause damage to others, if the proprietor of the pub wishes to allow people to smoke in his or her pub then that should be the law, its there pub after all. If people who dont smoke dont want to drink there then thats up to them.

3- Stop and search with no reasonable cause, thats rape or at the very least sexual assault, i mean come on, some armed dude in a uniform starts touching you in public for no reason other than there curiosity.

LETS TAKE OUR WORLD BACK PEOPLE!!!!

how many lists am i on now... Oh damnit and i paid for my coffee with cash again... take me away boys im a horrible horrible person.

seems like you are danged if you do, danged if you don't, since well...
by saying the word "credit" you would have put yourself in the same position!!! so, well, how could you tell the cashier that you wanted to use your credit card without implicating yourself....

are you sure this is ligit?? since well, .
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woud be quite common words to be found on the internet....just about every serious site on the web would be flagged!!

there are a few other words, like sneakers, that would flag way too much info to process..

if anything, if this is real, it would just about guarentee that any real terrorist would slip through unnoticed, since the it would take the whole staff of homeland security to sort through all the flags this list would bring up to find the few that might actually pose a threat....