posted on Feb, 2 2012 @ 10:32 PM
reply to post by underduck
I think we traded it, along with our common sense, for the ability to watch reality television 24/7 and hypnotize ourselves to the point we don't
notice that the house is burning down around us. Sarah Palin was a genius in signing up for her own show, it kept her in the public eye long after she
should have faded and allowed her the avenue to "Golly Gee" her way into an already susceptible groups minds.
I seen Newt on TV today pulling another Jedi mind trip on the camera " I will be our next nominee and I will defeat Barak Obama"
" I am now going to produce golden nuggets from my rectum to show that anybody, if they work hard enough and quit whining, can do the same. Feast in
the splendor that is my overwhelming Newtness, fighting the establishment since the first of my 47 terms as Senator, because like you. I Too Am An
Outsider in Washington."
"If I'm elected President I want Brad Pitt to be my body double because we both have the same passion for life, just as compatible as our physical
The last two quotes may have been just slightly embellished, I had to tone down the rhetoric from the original to make it a little more believable.