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Proof that Satan Created the Universe! Viewer Discretion IS Advised!

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posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:08 PM
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You are about to learn the BIGGEST out of ALL the BIGGEST secrets that are located in that secret largest secret area on Earth.

Satan Created The Universe! The Creationist really where onto something.

And now, using that WONDERFUL Creationist LOGIC, I will proof that Satan created the Universe!

We live in a Universe full of DEATH! Everywhere you look, everything you look at, will wind up dead.

Wood will rut. Animals and Human's are eaten by worms. Stars blow up. Our Sun will blow up. Everything is destined to die.

Now, who would create a Universe only to have everything in it die? Satan! THIS IS PROOF! Oh you Creationists, you Creationist logic was SOO close to the truth, you just had it the other way around.

Everything dies thus Satan created the Universe.

Now enter the EVIL Evolutionist! Satan doesn't like the Evil Evolutionist and there fancy, proof based system of observation and experimentation. NO! Satan not like!

You see, you Evolutionist, your Evolution is false! Here is why:

1 + 1 = 2

2+1 = 3

3 * 2 = 6

The above are THREE equations that are TRUE, everybody would agree. So there are 3 equations. And the last equation's answer is 6. So we get

666

The MARK of THE DEVIL!

So now, we have proof of SATAN (all things die), and we have disproved those pesky Evolutionists (the 666 equation!). Because Evil Exists, and Evolutionist's fail to see the 666 in there maths, Satan created the Universe!

And now, I will do what those Creationist do best... I will wait for denier's of my theory to post magic evidence based on brainwashed science to respond!




posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:12 PM
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If this is trolling... I'll give you about 3/10



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:13 PM
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reply to post by Confusion42
 


Because things die Satan created the universe? That' your proof?



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:13 PM
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reply to post by Confusion42
 


The amazing thing though is that life regenerates, life is a cycle much like how god is compared to a ring since it has no beginning and no end.

Plants rot but feed the saplings and seeds.

Worms eat us but replenish the soils for plants.

Stars continue to be created as the universe expands.

ALL energy is only borrowed and must be returned.
edit on 26-1-2012 by Jace26 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:13 PM
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Proof in the title.

Numerology in the body.

*Facepalm* in the replying post.

Goodbye



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:14 PM
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Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
If this is trolling... I'll give you about 3/10


I disagee. 0.5/10


This is just a rant, and not proof of anything.
edit on 26-1-2012 by isyeye because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:15 PM
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Everything is made up of energy. Energy never really dies, it just changes form. "Satan" is a perversion of a Judaic idea, which neither has a connection to fallen angels nor devils. That about sums up the destruction of your theory. Toodles.


edit on 26-1-2012 by FugitiveSoul because: (no reason given)



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:15 PM
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wow .... your not supposed to eat the toothpaste!



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:16 PM
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Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
If this is trolling... I'll give you about 3/10


I am NOT trolling!

I have read all of the Evolutionist's fact based magic science and seen the arguments used there. And for awhile I thought the Evolutionist's magic facts where the standard, the norm, etc.

But than I see all of the Creationists arguments. And if Creationists make the arguments that they do, than what's makes my proof of Satan Creating the Universe any less fact than the Creationist arguments?



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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If anybody chooses to respond by picking apart the claims made, I suggest that you find a nice cup of java, maybe some vanilla creamer. Then make your way outside, look up, and don't come back until you realize ignorance at its finest.

BTW, if the English language is your native tongue, please consider taking some online courses or at least find someone that is willing to work with you. If English is your second language, not bad...



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Please Do not Feed the Trolls.
Nothing to See here, now move along you looky-loos



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
If this is trolling... I'll give you about 3/10


And that is being generous.



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by Confusion42
You are about to learn the BIGGEST out of ALL the BIGGEST secrets that are located in that secret largest secret area on Earth.


Cool.



We live in a Universe full of DEATH! Everywhere you look, everything you look at, will wind up dead.


But we also live in a Universe of LIFE and BIRTH.



Wood will rut. Animals and Human's are eaten by worms. Stars blow up. Our Sun will blow up. Everything is destined to die.


Trees will grow. Animals and human's are born. Stars grow. The sun will indeed blow up and then shrink, but on another infinite plane a sun will be born.



Everything dies thus Satan created the Universe.


Why do you consider death evil? If a tree dies naturally over 700 years is that evil?



You see, you Evolutionist, your Evolution is false! Here is why:

1 + 1 = 2

2+1 = 3

3 * 2 = 6

The above are THREE equations that are TRUE, everybody would agree. So there are 3 equations. And the last equation's answer is 6. So we get

666

The MARK of THE DEVIL!


Wrong, you get the mark of the beast. Which is accompanied by the anti-christ, which is never stated to be satan.

so....



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Originally posted by LongbottomLeaf
reply to post by Confusion42
 


Because things die Satan created the universe? That' your proof?


Creationist claim that because life is complex, God created it.

My claim is much better.... Death is a FACT of life (complexity is not a fact of life; what seems complex today is simple in 50 years) yet Death remains a fact.

My argument is much better than the creationist!



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:18 PM
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Originally posted by Jace26
reply to post by Confusion42
 


The amazing thing though is that life regenerates, life is a cycle much like how god is compared to a ring since it has no beginning and no end.

Plants rot but feed the saplings and seeds.

Worms eat us but replenish the soils for plants.

Stars continue to be created as the universe expands.

ALL energy is only borrowed and must be returned.
edit on 26-1-2012 by Jace26 because: (no reason given)


But, at the end, EVERYTHING dies and will die!

Satan created the Universe!



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:19 PM
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Originally posted by isyeye

Originally posted by ErroneousDylan
If this is trolling... I'll give you about 3/10


I disagee. 0.5/10


It's this just a rant, and not proof of anything.


Ofcourse it's proof! It's more proof than creationist claim!



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:19 PM
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Good Music





posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:20 PM
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Originally posted by MESSAGEFROMTHESTARS
reply to post by Confusion42
 


If anybody chooses to respond by picking apart the claims made, I suggest that you find a nice cup of java, maybe some vanilla creamer. Then make your way outside, look up, and don't come back until you realize ignorance at its finest.

BTW, if the English language is your native tongue, please consider taking some online courses or at least find someone that is willing to work with you. If English is your second language, not bad...



How dare you try to use logic, and (DARE I SAY!) Humor in this post! Magic nonsense!



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:21 PM
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If your going too fantasize,,get it right,,
cause lucifer,,
satans boss,,
and the BOSS of BOSS'S,, GOD,,
,really want too know,, who the traitor is/was/will be,,,
so your saying

Creation is a BUST

cause its satans fault?,,"Proof that Satan Created the Universe",,,
just want too get this clear in my head??,,
you know for when the time comes for finger pointing and such.

Me.
ps old news,,,except the "Universe" part,, lets stick too just this GALAXY,, and go from there,, you know,, wouldn't want one GALAXY too me up the whole UNIVERSE,, now would we,,,


Me.



posted on Jan, 26 2012 @ 09:21 PM
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Originally posted by Confusion42

Originally posted by LongbottomLeaf
reply to post by Confusion42
 


Because things die Satan created the universe? That' your proof?


Creationist claim that because life is complex, God created it.

My claim is much better.... Death is a FACT of life (complexity is not a fact of life; what seems complex today is simple in 50 years) yet Death remains a fact.

My argument is much better than the creationist!


Except that nothing dies, which voids your entire idea of "death = evil".



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