WTF?
he said "flesh eating" & "otherworldly" what the hell are we in for?!

Second onion thread this week!

Whats going on at teh onion?

If it is faked they did a good job.

The lips move with the words doesn't look like its ad libbed.

Just did a quick search for hr8791 many sites pop up discussing the onion footage, but some people claim that hr8791 does exist. I don't know if (R) J Haller exists or not though.

I wouldn’t call it so much as fake, more like an artistic representation.
This stuff happens on a daily basis and we all know the real government is about 1000x worse. They don’t need to say 'classified' anymore, they just don’t tell you anything at all. And if they do tell you something it’s probably an eye in the wrong direction or a complete misrepresentation of the truth. Our freedoms drop like flies everyday and all they need to do is call it blue when it’s clearly the colour red.

From what I have seen this 'fake' video has more credibility then the government and 100000x more accuracy then any non onion news source.