Chuck Norris jokes

These are pretty good so far.

God created the Earth in 7 days... Chuck Norris could do it in 1.





I didn't know Chuck Norris went by the name of John Jameson as well...

reply to post by wavemaker




How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris vs the Woodchuck

(1) A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

(2) It could chuck a lot. But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.


And lastly my own contribution…


(3) Chuck Norris would chop the woodchuck in half, and thus the woodchuck problem would be solved…


- JC

reply to post by wavemaker


Well,...this is more about Chuck' father..

He was invited by the US government to help them out at Los Alamos, New Mexico.

He was asked to split the first atom.....with his teeth...

reply to post by zatara


Naw, sounds like good ol' Chuck. Remember, he was around since the creation of the universe. . .

Lots of lulz,
Seraph

Oh come on!! Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor! If hes a good he would come to my house and slap my head to the keyboag3450nv30im23vpm42pfmrkl23mrm 2232jr 0j240 fm024gt90k24ß90gkß904kßg kvmvi030im30im3vm 03vßm3 v3mv

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck Norris doesn't teabag women, he potato sacks them.