posted on Jan, 17 2012 @ 12:54 PM
reply to post by wavemaker
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Chuck Norris vs the Woodchuck
(1) A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must
punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.
(2) It could chuck a lot. But it definitely couldn't chuck Chuck Norris.
And lastly my own contribution…
(3) Chuck Norris would chop the woodchuck in half, and thus the woodchuck problem would be solved…