reply to post by TheEnlightenedOne
Oh. So it's like that now? Hate on haters? When will the insanity stop? Personally, I think the haters get hated on way too much. I know I spend
an awful lot of time hating on those haters, but when you really think about it, haters are really just people too. I would suggest that the haters
run for political office but that's a lot like suggesting that we need more bureaucracy and create a Department of Redundancy Department.
See? Here's the deal. The haters have been with us since time immemorial. Even as far back as the days of Neanderthal's. In fact, I have it on
good authority that the Neanderthals no longer drag their knuckles alongside us because of all the haters back in the day. The Homo-sapiens hated on
those Neanderthal's relentlessly so. The early days of humanity were spent telling Neanderthal jokes:
Crog: "Hey Og, how many Neanderthal's it take to screw in light bulb?"
Og: "What's a light bulb?"
Crog: "Exactly"
And all would laugh and laugh while slapping their knees as if they were hillbilly cavemen ironically making fun of hillbilly Neanderthal's because if
there was one thing Homo-sapiens and Neanderthal's had in common was that both hated hillbillies.
When humanity began to leave Neanderthal's and other missing links behind in the dust of human technological advance, the jokes got more advanced as
well:
Crom: "Hey Om, why is the Neanderthal's never left their mud huts to sail the seven seas like we humans do?"
Om: "That's a good question, Crom. Why not?"
Crom: "Because every time they put a boat into the water the mud would dissolve."
Bada Bing, Bada Boom! The humans would snicker and giggle and scoff at those primitive Neanderthal's. It was a sad day in Muddville when the
Neanderthal's passed away. This passing marked a new era for humanity where brother would turn on brother and sister on sister and most of humanity
just got a big kick out of hating on other people of whom they didn't trust, understand, like, "get", whatever. If one persons skin was of a darker
color than another, then the darker skinned people become the new Neanderthal's. If one persons eyes were more almond shaped than walnut or pistachio
shaped, then the almond shaped eyed people became the neo Neanderthal's.
And so it went through history that humanity hated on humanity for various reasons such as race, religion, creed, sexual orientation, and other
various factors. This was when the ever Saintly prophets of politics realized that they must suffer for the sins of humanity. These Messianic media
hounds - first popping up all over the Torah, the Bible, The Tibetan Book of the Dead, the Koran and other early institutions of media - and these
prophets we call politicians began to preach their message of tolerance and political correctness. They amassed a following through some religion
called "Democracy" and managed to become the ever Saintly benign tyrants of today.
Thanks to the politicians, humanity less and less finds groups of people to trample down into minority status, and care less about race, religion,
creed, and sexual orientation, because the Saintly politicians taught us political correctness...at the point of gun. The politicians demanded that
if we are going to hate, that we hate on them. So, humanity no longer hates on Jews, they instead hate those nasty political Zionists. Humanity no
longer hates on Black people, instead they hate on those horrid political race baiting Malcolm X wanna be's. Humanity no longer hates on Muslims,
they hate on that apocalyptic political movement we now call terrorism, and just to make sure that everyone understands that terrorism isn't really
just code for Muslim, our Saintly politicians have criminalized all sorts behaviors and beliefs and declared anyone, Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggerman,
Thief, Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief, Father, Brother, Mother, Sister, and yes, even Grandma are all now potential terrorists, just so that we don't
get all hating on Muslims, or Arabs, or Jews, or pick your prejudice.
The Saintly politicians have figured out that it is best to declare us all the enemy to better unite us against them. Don't hate on the haters for
simply going along with the plan. Indeed, I urge each and everyone of us to get into the Christmas spirit this year and adopt a personal politician
that you can hate on in the most hateful ways. It is not just charity, it is not just the gift of giving, it is a moral and patriotic duty to hate on
politicians. Don't procrastinate, hate a politician today!
edit on 24-12-2011 by Jean Paul Zodeaux because: (no reason given)