Chuck Norris Loses A Fight? Help Debunk This Video

It's true. It took about 5 1/2 minutes.
To whom?


Bruce Lee (born Lee Jun-fan; 27 November 1940 – 20 July 1973)
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He died just before I was born, so I never got to know him until after he was gone. I never hear much if anything about him on ATS, I hear about his son Brandon, but not so much Bruce. There will never be another like him, and Jackie Chan and Jet Li aren't even in the same sport.

This was shot in Rome. During Chuck Norris's year as world champ. He held the title when this film was shot.

There seems to be only one way to save this situation, someone needs to come up with a new Chuck Norris fact to debunk this video.

I'll give it a try, feel free to add your own...

Bruce Lee died less than 1 year after pretending to beat Chuck Norris on TV.

www.imdb.com...

Is it less funny if it's really true?

Chuck Norris actually body morphed into the kitten, what you didnt see after the fight is Chuck morphing back into his body and walking away fit and healthy. Chuck then ate the kitten.

Bruce Lee would have kicked his ass regardless, thats why Chuch had to body morph.

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Chuck Norris accidentally beat Bruce Lee 63 times in this scene.

Here is an article Norris wrote on this very thing:

Norris vs. Lee Who Wins?

The truth is Lee was a formidable opponent with a chiseled physique and technique. I totally enjoyed sparring and just spending time with him. He was as charismatic and friendly in the ring and at home, as he was on film. His confidence and wit were dazzling, and sometimes even debilitating to others. Saying things to others like, "A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard."

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"A fight is not won by one punch or kick. Either learn to endure or hire a bodyguard."

Clearly he never lived long enough to watch a Mike Tyson fight.



It took my like 5 years to be able to do this, it's not easy. A jedi made this video.

.............who is still alive today????

Originally posted by suddentlyawake
.............who is still alive today????

Chuck is still physically alive. He stares men to death now...

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hahhahaha waiting 25 years to die like that .lol
chuck norris HE CAN BELEIVE ... IT S NOT BUTTER.

Um...

It's a movie!

Finis

Originally posted by jude11
Um...

It's a movie!

Finis

Life imitates art, film is art, Chuck Norris allows life... the facts are plain.
If you're not a Chuckist, you need to watch/read the book of Walker Texas Ranger.

The guy just turned 71!!!

Doesn't anyone realize how old Chuck Norris is?

Here's a few others that may have slipped by your awareness...

Hulk Hogan - Born Aug 11, 1953 - "58"
William Shatner - March 22 (Skull&Bones) 1931 - "80"
Gene Wilder - June 11, 1933 - "78"
Gene Hackman - Jan. 30, 1930 - "almost 82"
David Letterman - April 12, 1947 - "64"
BETTY WHITE - Jan. 17, 1922 - "almost 90"
JERRY LEWIS - March 16, 1926 "85"
DICK CLARK - Nov. 30, 1929 - "82"

Conan O'Brien - April 18, 1963 "old"

Enjoy these people while you still can, they are almost gone forever!