Man accused of bestiality blames crime on shapeshifting prostitute

reply to post by Josephus


This is just sooooo funny!!!!!

Isn't a yam a vegetable like a sweet potato? So the kid turned into a yam? Did they have him for dinner?

I wonder if the guy used protection with the prostitute we sure wouldn't want a bunch of 'wereasses' running around!

Talk about your date turning out to be an ass!

Originally posted by XL5
Fractured.Facade, please use the alert function, that member needs to be banned. I personally know that member and they have a sick and twisted view of the world!

BAN ZEM NOW! Schnell!

LOL!!!
Hey, that darned joke has snagged me so many times it isnt funny.. and every time I click the stupid link, see MYSELF.. and wonder for a split second. GAH!! .

There might be truth in it.Voodoo is Africa's Staple and I have heard a lot of shapeshifting in Africa.Hell,even in Russia it is believed to be possible via technomancy.

What a charming fella.

reply to post by PhoenixOD

so perverse but...would not a donkey kick the crap out of anyone coming near him or her? i dont see a donkey not defending its ass, no matter how tied down he/she is...thats all the time i can spend on this twister.

he must of been bEeyored to be attracted to a donkey. poor donkey



now i know why hes always so down

Originally posted by Fractured.Facade

Originally posted by Advantage
My only question is : Whats his screen name on ATS?

This one:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

edit on 31-10-2011 by Fractured.Facade because: (no reason given)

Oi just because I am half boy half monkey doesn't mean I like donkeys lol
(lol it shows whoever doesn't it lol lol lol lol my bad lol )

Wonder what became of the donkey? First people are hooking them up to parachutes and having them para-sail... now this.

Shrek is gonna be upset : /

Originally posted by Advantage

Originally posted by Fractured.Facade

Originally posted by Advantage
My only question is : Whats his screen name on ATS?

This one:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

edit on 31-10-2011 by Fractured.Facade because: (no reason given)

LOL!! Not funny.. not a bit.. and I clicked on it.

Me too, and I got a shock to see who's it is lol

I think the guy is more of an ass than the ass

Soo,,,
is it going to be breaking news now everytime an act of beastiality is discovered?
why exactly is this news again?

this site is going down hill so hard. If i wanted to see/read stuff like this, Id go read it on fark.com.

can we start having some quality control on this crap?

i guess he really did ` ride her like a donkey `

reply to post by PhoenixOD


This is revolting and I think bestiality should be a crime severely punished by law and perpetrators outed. In my area last year a mans small dog had to be euthanized because it was torn up inside from his having repeated sex with the poor animal. Animal rights should be enforced and innocent helpless creatures protected from unnecessary cruelty. If we start somewhere drawing limits with at least animals we might see an improvement in the way people treat each other. If we allow unspeakable cruelty in some areas and bar it from others - IT CAN"T work as well as eliminating it completely from the landscape of your society.

This guy is a fricken genius. Who would ever think to say that??? I love it.

Originally posted by boymonkey74


Oi just because I am half boy half monkey doesn't mean I like donkeys

lol

So you're saying you prefer bonkeys over donkeys.
That's...Cool... I guess.

Not only do I believe this guy's story, I know that shapeshifting occurs.
I have seen it with my own eyes!

I watched my wife turn into a large hog!

hasn't eddie murphy been caught already for this crime.......but he was payin lol

the irony is that here on this site many try to convince us that there are folks out there that are reptilian, yet none are defending this poor man that was duped by the evil donkey shape shifter....either they are real or the folks that perpetuate this stuff are all insane...including the reptilian folks. ye you are in the same group as this man

Think he was horsing around lol even though a donkey isn't a horse, I couldn't resist.....

reply to post by PhoenixOD


Wow, what a defense lmfao, really. i am unable to get my head around this one lol. The guy had some gawl coming out with that defense, i wonder if he will get away with it, or will we now have some stupid law created to tackle just such an issue, i know which 1 i think will happen.

If he had been accused of Sadism, Necrophillia, and Bestiality, would he have been flogging a dead horse.