Man accused of bestiality blames crime on shapeshifting prostitute

Man accused of bestiality blames crime on shapeshifting prostitute

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A MAN caught having sex with a donkey stunned a court on Monday by claiming that the animal was in fact a hooker he pulled from a nightclub.

Sunday Moyo, 28, from Mandava township in Zvishavane, was charged with bestiality on Monday.

Zvishavane magistrate Mildred Matuvi heard how Moyo was found by police officers on routine patrol performing a sex act on the animal inside his yard just after 4AM last Sunday.

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The article goes on to say

The donkey, which had been tied by the neck to a tree, was lying on the ground.

Although he was not formally asked to enter a plea, Moyo admitted committing the crime but told the magistrate an enthralling tale which had the court in stitches.

“Your worship, I only came to know that I was being intimate with a donkey when I got arrested,” he began.

“I had hired a prostitute and paid US$20 for the service at Down Town night club and I don’t know how she then became a donkey.”

Also the AFP reports :

"I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with (the) donkey," Sunday Moyo told the court, according to The Herald newspaper.

Well ive heard some bizarre defenses for crimes in my time but this has got to be one of the funniest ever. Or maybe he was telling the truth. lol

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I believe I've heard a similar story set in Africa I think where some hoodlums saw a man turn into a goat(?) and ran away.

Of course the defendant in the process made a complete ass out of himself as well.

This is outrageous! The donkey should definitely be arrested for soliciting prostitution! Oh man, this world is simply crazy. Where is this place anyway? I have never heard of it.

reply to post by PhoenixOD


I don't see the big deal to his defense he told his friends he was going out to get a little ASS .

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That guy was either drunk or insane. I'd guess insane because his intoxication seemed present in the court room as well.

Originally posted by Noey777
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I don't see the big deal to his defense he told his friends he was going out to get a little ASS .

edit on 31-10-2011 by Noey777 because: Fat fingers hit the wrong key and my dog made me do it for a second excuse

I wonder if the judge ordered a psychiatric exam ..... for both of 'em

I just wanted to publicly thank the OP for posting this... After the day I've had (would rank among the worst ever) today, I really needed a good laugh, even if it hurts like hell.

Thanks. :up

Originally posted by xuenchen

Originally posted by Noey777
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I don't see the big deal to his defense he told his friends he was going out to get a little ASS .

edit on 31-10-2011 by Noey777 because: Fat fingers hit the wrong key and my dog made me do it for a second excuse

I wonder if the judge ordered a psychiatric exam ..... for both of 'em

That was his second excuse he was just checking the prostate of the poor donkey , no health insurance and all.

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Didn't JohnnyAnonymous tell all about this on ATS Live Saturday night??

I swear he did....

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nice one!



A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well, then, just give me my money back."

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey."

"What ya gonna do with him?"

"I'm going to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off. I sold 500 hundred tickets at two dollars apiece, and made a profit of $898."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

I don't know why, but I beleive him.
I just do.

Hes probably going to get out of the bestiality on an account of insanity.. Im not sure which is a better outcome tho haha

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I think i'd rather pay the fine then just fabricate some bullsh*t story about renting a whore and her turning into a donkey. In fact i think i'd rather just go rent a real whore and forego the animal period...

Originally posted by Evolutionsend
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That guy was either drunk or insane. I'd guess insane because his intoxication seemed present in the court room as well.

Although I would tend to agree with, dont forgot there is a third option..However remote and that is that he was telling the truth..

I hear this excuse all of the time. Move on people, nothing to see here.