The Conspiracy Sonogram

I went to the doctors today because I couldn't find out why I was nauseous and having food cravings, so the doctor decided to give me a sonogram and look at what they found.

Originally posted by Manhater
I went to the doctors today because I couldn't find out why I was nauseous and having food cravings, so the doctor decided to give me a sonogram and look at what they found.

So, your having a graby? (well, it sounded funnier in my head, anyway).

Don't people find similar images like that on
toast?

reply to post by CitizenNum287119327



lol, baby in a star..Looks more like a fetus and if you change the colors around it turns into the spermicide. Ah pretty funny if you ask me.

Pregnant with a nebula? Awesome! I'd definitely opt for the epidural if I were you.

reply to post by AwakeinNM


Muhahaha, oh you know I'll be getting those drugs.

Welllllll, if that is a baby, congratulations. But could you explain your screen name?

reply to post by charles1952


Easy my friend came up with it because it was closing time at the bar. I wanted to go home seeing as I was the sober driver and she was drinking a little too much and kept hitting on the guys and talking to them. So, I dragged her butt out and she kept calling me a "Manhater" all the way home. And, so on the way home, I was like, you know you just gave me an ideal. I don't hate men. I still date them.

*But, I'm never having kids. That's my only stipulation on dating. If he can't handle that, then he can go find someone else.